ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

AK370Z · 03-31-2009, 03:55 PM

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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.

Source: Scandals: ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

frost · 03-31-2009, 04:00 PM

Makeup does a lot, I can't believe the dude is 44.

SoCal 370Z · 03-31-2009, 04:06 PM

He probably quoted her, "...because we can't do this all day."

frost · 03-31-2009, 04:07 PM

Here's the chick:

frost · 03-31-2009, 04:08 PM

By the way, didn't this dude ever get taught you never kiss a hooker?

ssqpolo · 03-31-2009, 04:12 PM

damn...he shamwowed that ho!

BanningZ · 03-31-2009, 05:46 PM

Aww Frost deserves some credit for this one.

frost · 03-31-2009, 05:49 PM

Lol, I should have made a new thread instead of posting in an existing thread

BanningZ · 03-31-2009, 05:51 PM

I repped you last night anyway

frost · 03-31-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BanningZ

I repped you last night anyway

MC · 03-31-2009, 06:33 PM

vince whooped that trick

NSFW

Musashi · 03-31-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Here's the chick:

Damn dude a thousand bucks for that!?!?! lol

SoCal 370Z · 03-31-2009, 06:36 PM

Okay...this is totally uncool. Someone should ShamWow his effing ***!

frost · 03-31-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCal 370Z

Okay...this is totally uncool. Someone should ShamWow his effing ***!

From my understanding, he only hit till she let go of his tongue, lol

frost · 03-31-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Musashi

Damn dude a thousand bucks for that!?!?! lol

x2!
I'm not too familiar with the cost of hookers, but that seems a little steep for the level product. lol

03-31-2009, 04:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
SoCal 370Z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: US of A Posts: 2,842 Drives: Answers Rep Power: 33	He probably quoted her, "...because we can't do this all day." __________________ ( Click to show/hide ) Why I NEVER say NO to the Panda Lou Fusz!!!

03-31-2009, 05:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 29	Aww Frost deserves some credit for this one. __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE

03-31-2009, 05:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 29	I repped you last night anyway __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE

03-31-2009, 06:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
MC Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,238 Drives: 2015 GTR NISMO Rep Power: 24	vince whooped that trick NSFW Last edited by MC; 03-31-2009 at 06:36 PM.

03-31-2009, 06:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
SoCal 370Z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: US of A Posts: 2,842 Drives: Answers Rep Power: 33	Okay...this is totally uncool. Someone should ShamWow his effing *! __________________ ( Click to show/hide )** Why I NEVER say NO to the Panda Lou Fusz!!!

03-31-2009, 04:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	Makeup does a lot, I can't believe the dude is 44.

03-31-2009, 04:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	Here's the chick:

03-31-2009, 04:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	By the way, didn't this dude ever get taught you never kiss a hooker?

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ssqpolo Track Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 882 Drives: '12 Black Nismo Rep Power: 267	damn...he shamwowed that ho!

03-31-2009, 05:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	Lol, I should have made a new thread instead of posting in an existing thread