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Dreezy562 01-10-2011 11:25 AM

I walk away, that's beautiful johnny

Lug 01-10-2011 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by turbodog (Post 888387)
I have it on good authority that Jack Bauer pees himself when confronted with Miata doors.

I''ve heard that once Chuck Norris kicked a Miata door.....and actually injured himself. This is a man who can shatter diamonds with his big toe! :eek:

ProfessorDave 01-10-2011 12:27 PM

LunaZ, thank you for such a valuable poll! It is about time we all wise up and get serious about importance of this issue. One day a Miata door will bring about world peace, build a hybrid that doesn't rape the environment, and finally help Lindsay Lohan get clean.

In the meantime, let's close our own doors gently!

fullmonty 01-11-2011 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lug (Post 888108)

I don't see the doors in this pic actually, from what I understand they were pulled off after the accident and salvaged

Lug 01-11-2011 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 889290)
I don't see the doors in this pic actually, from what I understand they were pulled off after the accident and salvaged

No no no. That is the vehicle that hit the miata door. It's a wonder that it survived as well as it did.

GZ3 01-11-2011 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lug (Post 889443)
No no no. That is the vehicle that hit the miata door. It's a wonder that it survived as well as it did.

:icon18: yes...and the driver...well...just imagine a tomato hitting a miata door...

370Z Purist 01-11-2011 06:31 PM

My condolences to said Surburban passengers, despite the fact that the driver should have better respected the almighty Miata door and its superiority to all things in this world.

Lemers 01-11-2011 08:02 PM

I read that the military is installing miata doors on humvees to stop IEDs

98intrigue 01-11-2011 08:08 PM

Way too funny

fullmonty 01-12-2011 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 890281)
I read that the military is installing miata doors on humvees to stop IEDs

As an officer in the US Army I thought you would know that they have been making battle tanks out of forged Miata door for about 5 years now.

Lemers 01-12-2011 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 890763)
As an officer in the US Army I thought you would know that they have been making battle tanks out of forged Miata door for about 5 years now.

That was only rumor. They haven't figured out how to meltdown the doors once they've been place on a miata.

98intrigue 01-12-2011 07:53 AM

I'm a buyer for Pratt & Whitney. I manage 2 suppliers that build parts for their military/commercial engines. I'm not supposed to say anything, but we are currently working with Mazda for a top secret vehicle.

Lemers 01-12-2011 08:53 AM

You know some N Korean intell officer is going to read this and buy up all the availible miatas just for their doors.

fullmonty 01-13-2011 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 890879)
You know some N Korean intell officer is going to read this and buy up all the availible miatas just for their doors.

In which case we are all doomed, there is no way we can defend ourselves against Miata Armed North Koreans


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