Three word story...
 

Ok, lets see if anyone wants to do this.
The idea is to add three words (and only three! Thats 3!) each time and get a story going.
I'll start (guess I kinda have to, don't I )
And no taking 2 turns in a row!



There once was

someone named nogoodname007

went to school

up in Montreal

dad apparently didnt

because he couldnt

get it up

however they both

passed their ED

got a job

undersmelling bloated caribou

that don't fit.

"However," they thought ...

w... t.. f...

, we should smoke

some more crack

since the caribou

call the escorts

and got moose

for sweet lovin

But the moose

wanted sweet romance

and started to

make googly eyes

and licked his

lips in ecstasy.

The moose then

starting making noises ...

as it got

all heated up

from seeing naked

nogoodname in his ...

nipple tassels only

while rubbing his

small little member

and blowing kisses.

then nogood went

The horny moose

road to see

magnanimous entrophied skylarks