Three word story...

kdo2milger · 03-09-2009, 04:19 AM

Little Bow Peep

BanningZ · 03-09-2009, 07:07 PM

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.................................................. ......The Epic of Nogoodname007.................................................. .....

The collected works of an Off Topic thread collaborated by various members of the370Z.com edited by BanningZ

Someone named nogoodname007 went to school up in Montreal. Dad apparently didn’t because, he couldn’t get it up,
however they both passed their ED, and got a job undersmelling bloated caribou that don't fit. "However," they thought,
“WTF, we should smoke some more crack, since the caribou call the escorts and got moose for sweet lovin.” But the
moose wanted sweet romance and started to make googly eyes, and licked his lips in ecstasy. The moose then starting
making noises, as it got all heated up from seeing naked Nogoodname in his nipple tassels, only while rubbing his
small little member and blowing kisses.

Then Nogood went to the horny moose road to see magnanimous entrophied skylarks, but all their freed, generous
mudspats, and Burt Reynolds' car gave succor to an elderly woman with multiple hemorrhages on her brain. (Then he said
to a) dead monkey's uncle, “You fail hard, I love scotch.”

The Elderly woman; she Kept Everything but her v-card. Who uses vcard? Every girl does.

“Lol what the hell is his sweet cherry pie doing in my (house?, the old woman said). You just lost!” “No,", he shouted.
“Chubbs ruined it for miserable people”. “On the internets, who are bored?” “YO, I is back!”, (he proclaimed) “the story
restarts!”

“My life is absolutely horrible, because I’m still single because I can’t get a girl.” “Nevermind mate, sorry I asked about
that cheese.” he said. (Then came) that return of (the) Purple Dishwasher Monster, Nogood’s horny moose!
But then came Shumby with his massive calcium deposit, that came from jerking it too hard from that, overdose of milk,
with some Nesquick. A nasty combination of drinking Ensure from a bottle, which came from a contaminated source of
baby formula.

Then came the life changing moment (for Nogood). Quoted he said, "I am Nogood!... infinity and beyond!” He then
slipped, and fell down in to a big pile of hot steaming poo!!!! But luckily he had on his giant body condom, which was filled
with all of funny shaped leftover scabs from the giant puss filled dinner he ate.

With his date during the late evening, he'd masturbate, furiously thinking about obese old ladys, in white stockings and
tight t-shirts. He'd then clean himself up, and lick the remaining sweat from his legs and quickly chowed down on Shumby's
French poodle with curly hair, (Which) had a name on the collar which
was inscribed, “Little Bow Peep.”

Starting again:

"He was full..."

kdo2milger · 03-10-2009, 06:26 AM

after that meal

shumby · 03-10-2009, 06:33 AM

and decided to

kdo2milger · 03-10-2009, 07:13 AM

take a nap

shumby · 03-10-2009, 07:31 AM

and dreames about

kdo2milger · 03-10-2009, 07:47 AM

little french poodles

shumby · 03-10-2009, 07:48 AM

licking his tiny

kdo2milger · 03-10-2009, 07:53 AM

member "Oh Joy"

shumby · 03-10-2009, 07:54 AM

He woke up

kdo2milger · 03-10-2009, 07:55 AM

in cold sweat

shumby · 03-10-2009, 07:58 AM

wondering where all

kdo2milger · 03-10-2009, 08:36 AM

the time went

Greg · 03-11-2009, 11:03 AM

as the poodle

nogoodname · 03-11-2009, 11:10 AM

died from a

03-10-2009, 06:33 AM	#139 (permalink)
shumby Captin Canuck Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: with your mom Age: 44 Posts: 6,288 Drives: your sister Rep Power: 236	and decided to __________________ Originally Posted by SAM@GTM Engine detonation is not normal and it should never never happen, and whoever told that need to do something else for living . Sam

03-10-2009, 07:31 AM	#141 (permalink)
shumby Captin Canuck Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: with your mom Age: 44 Posts: 6,288 Drives: your sister Rep Power: 236	and dreames about __________________ Originally Posted by SAM@GTM Engine detonation is not normal and it should never never happen, and whoever told that need to do something else for living . Sam

03-10-2009, 07:48 AM	#143 (permalink)
shumby Captin Canuck Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: with your mom Age: 44 Posts: 6,288 Drives: your sister Rep Power: 236	licking his tiny __________________ Originally Posted by SAM@GTM Engine detonation is not normal and it should never never happen, and whoever told that need to do something else for living . Sam

03-10-2009, 07:54 AM	#145 (permalink)
shumby Captin Canuck Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: with your mom Age: 44 Posts: 6,288 Drives: your sister Rep Power: 236	He woke up __________________ Originally Posted by SAM@GTM Engine detonation is not normal and it should never never happen, and whoever told that need to do something else for living . Sam

03-10-2009, 07:58 AM	#147 (permalink)
shumby Captin Canuck Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: with your mom Age: 44 Posts: 6,288 Drives: your sister Rep Power: 236	wondering where all __________________ Originally Posted by SAM@GTM Engine detonation is not normal and it should never never happen, and whoever told that need to do something else for living . Sam

03-09-2009, 04:19 AM	#136 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 59	Little Bow Peep

03-10-2009, 06:26 AM	#138 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 59	after that meal

03-10-2009, 07:13 AM	#140 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 59	take a nap

03-10-2009, 07:47 AM	#142 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 59	little french poodles

03-10-2009, 07:53 AM	#144 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 59	member "Oh Joy"

03-10-2009, 07:55 AM	#146 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 59	in cold sweat

03-10-2009, 08:36 AM	#148 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 59	the time went

03-11-2009, 11:03 AM	#149 (permalink)
Greg Track Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: San Francisco Age: 56 Posts: 551 Drives: 06 350 ZR CS Rep Power: 299	as the poodle __________________ Chef Greg At Your Service

03-11-2009, 11:10 AM	#150 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1764	died from a

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