The 370z Useless Thread II

KaienZ34 · 03-07-2011, 05:30 PM

I'm eaten chicken mini noodle soup right now.

XwChriswX · 03-07-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KaienZ34

I'm eaten chicken mini noodle soup right now.

It's useless if you're not sick...

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shadoquad · 03-07-2011, 05:32 PM

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It's useless if you're not sick...

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lol because you cannot enjoy chicken noodle soup unless your taste buds are fried from phlegm.

XwChriswX · 03-07-2011, 05:34 PM

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lol because you cannot enjoy chicken noodle soup unless your taste buds are fried from phlegm. Or any other man-made caustic substances... not that I would know anything about that.

Shado....

shadoquad · 03-07-2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Shado....

Well, what? I definitely wouldn't know about that.

XwChriswX · 03-07-2011, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Well, what? I definitely wouldn't know about that.

KaienZ34 · 03-07-2011, 05:55 PM

Soup all gone.

Isamu · 03-07-2011, 06:08 PM

mmm roast beef

KaienZ34 · 03-07-2011, 06:18 PM

First day at work, my first real job out of high school i was still 17. Bossman asks me "Do you know the diffence between oral sex and a roast beef sandwich?" Instantly my mind races through sarcastic remarks, but first day and all i said no. He start laughing his azz off and says "You wana go to lunch today ? I'm buying".....

Isamu · 03-07-2011, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kaienz34

first day at work, my first real job out of high school i was still 17. Bossman asks me "do you know the diffence between oral sex and a roast beef sandwich?" instantly my mind races through sarcastic remarks, but first day and all i said no. He start laughing his azz off and says "you wana go to lunch today ? I'm buying".....

lmao

KaienZ34 · 03-07-2011, 07:59 PM

Isamu · 03-07-2011, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KaienZ34

I remember when I 1st got to my first duty station, and they told me I had an appointment with Colonel Lingus... and I retorted with, "haha, that's like cunilingus".. but who was I to question a TSgt... they were all bummed I picked up on it tho...

now as time passed and newer, and a little slower troops rolled in.. the humor only grew...
Like making them wear rubber gloves, and goggles and a acid resistant apron to shred paper.. lol

KaienZ34 · 03-07-2011, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu

I remember when I 1st got to my first duty station, and they told me I had an appointment with Colonel Lingus... and I retorted with, "haha, that's like cunilingus".. but who was I to question a TSgt... they were all bummed I picked up on it tho...

now as time passed and newer, and a little slower troops rolled in.. the humor only grew...
Like making them wear rubber gloves, and goggles and a acid resistant apron to shred paper.. lol

Better safe than sorry.

SmoothZ · 03-07-2011, 08:53 PM

*electric slides into thread*

KaienZ34 · 03-07-2011, 08:55 PM

Whatup dune cat?

03-07-2011, 05:30 PM	#2266 (permalink)
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03-07-2011, 05:55 PM	#2272 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 178	Soup all gone. __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

03-07-2011, 06:18 PM	#2274 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 178	First day at work, my first real job out of high school i was still 17. Bossman asks me "Do you know the diffence between oral sex and a roast beef sandwich?" Instantly my mind races through sarcastic remarks, but first day and all i said no. He start laughing his azz off and says "You wana go to lunch today ? I'm buying"..... __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

03-07-2011, 07:59 PM	#2276 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 178	__________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

03-07-2011, 08:53 PM	#2279 (permalink)
SmoothZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arrakis Posts: 7,952 Drives: giant sandworm Rep Power: 36	electric slides into thread __________________ "Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian." "I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

03-07-2011, 06:08 PM	#2273 (permalink)
Isamu A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Minot ND Posts: 51,960 Drives: every day... Rep Power: 213	mmm roast beef

03-07-2011, 08:55 PM	#2280 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 178	Whatup dune cat? __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

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