Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1285751)

God ask Adam why he was so down. And Adam said that he was lonely and needed a companion that could be his equal.

God said he could do this but it would cost Adam an arm and a leg.

Adam thought for awhile then asked God "what do I get for a rib?"

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1285767)

religious humor is out of line, and not acceptable...


keep em coming

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1285502)

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'