you jelly? Here... Dan, your azz looks smexy in those jeans. :yum:

:excited:

:roflpuke2: awe shado, does this make my azz look big?

Lol it's all good

Classic trap question.

Diplomatic Answer: Your azz is just right. The jeans are cut awkwardly.
Wrong answer 1: They do a bit... (this means her azz looks big)
Wrong answer 2: No, they don't... (this means her azz is usually big, the jeans do nothing)

Truth: Your azz makes the jeans look big. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

So which answer are you going with for this situation? :icon17:

i'm not the one talking about her azz... i just waved hello :hello:

Shado answer: your *** makes my jeans look big.

:icon18::icon18::icon18: This is the correct answer. :icon18::icon18::icon18:

fixed :tup:

Lol I don't have much of an azz anyway so I was going for big :tup:

Dayum!!!! Something to rival the legendary Shadonkadonk? :icon17:

I was bored so....



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