:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: first off... macho... where?! you're like the most passive aggressive person in this room :roflpuke2:

What's wrong with having sex with the dead? You can make your own holes.

Oh yeah, there's that too.

:shakes head: gross even for you, hun

lol details :roflpuke2:

I've been making necrophilia jokes on here since I've been here. I just don't do it all the time.

i need someone like..... (who's big and buff around here?? :bowrofl: my guess is no one, if they're hanging around here)

:ugh: but you do it (necrophilia, not the joking)... and that's all it matters...

lol zing

There's muscly guys in Z's. I've met quite a few.

I'm a big guy, just not buff. Even then, you'd need a lot of work to qualify :stirthepot:

I can't let the shadonkadonk be seen with just anybody, and I've seen pix.

I dated a buff Z driver before.. but it was a 350Z :p still, sweet guy, super hot, a real gentleman, marines :yum: but I had to blow him off cuz he wanted to hold hands while we walked around the mall.. :shakes head:

:rolleyes: uh huh.... nigga pleaze! :bowrofl: I'm not just anybody, I'm actually a girl and not a Thai girl ;) if you get what I'm saying :roflpuke2:

Move to FL and we'll get married. I'm the man of your dreams :stirthepot:

did you read this, Shadobear?! :roflpuke2: someone's willing to take your volupcious booty in!!! :bowrofl:

Lady (and I use that term loosely), I've had models hanging off of these big arms. It's the magic of the hat, you just don't know. :icon17:
He's in for a shock, then. Probably thinks I'm a woman. I could pass as one in Thailand maybe :roflpuke2:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: you use a lot of things loosely but I ain't judging :rolleyes: you can say whateva you want but PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN :tup:

and you're too gd hairy to pass as a Thai woman :roflpuke2:

:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18:

I wouldn't cheapen the image of those gorgeous models by posting them here.

Ok, I dunt haz pictures, but I have hed beautiful women in my time. I don't keep pictures after things break down, though. I was just dancing with some beautiful Chinese girls a few weekends ago, however. They were very beautiful.


And I can shave. Razors and shaving stuff exist... But you're right, with my hairiness, I'd have a better shot of passing as a woman in Italy. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

:icon18::icon18::icon18: bahahahaha I LOLed at the visual of you dressed up as a woman wandering around the streets of venice :roflpuke2:

that's such an oxymoron (unless you were dealing with gorgeous model-like Chinese-born MIXED girls :bowrofl:) cuz that would imply that I'm beautiful and that's an absolute BS :bowrofl: I could pass on as cute but beautiful? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA