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ClemsonWill 08-03-2011 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dzel (Post 1243032)
So I was talking with my girl the other night and she starts telling me about a girl at her work that when she uses the restroom she stinks up the joint with her feminine odor! WTF!!!
:shakes head: That kind of makes me feel sick. Tell her to take a shower!

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Three times a day if she needs to. :barf:

blue660r01 08-03-2011 12:13 PM
God thats nasty lmao

ClemsonWill 08-03-2011 12:35 PM
I have to quit coming back to this thread today. I relive the :barf: every time I think about it.

Isamu 08-03-2011 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Dzel (Post 1243032)
So I was talking with my girl the other night and she starts telling me about a girl at her work that when she uses the restroom she stinks up the joint with her feminine odor! WTF!!!
WTF? tell your girl to be kind to the world and buy that bitch a douche:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Lemers 08-03-2011 02:01 PM
One of my wives friends was called "fish" by the neighborhood kids

Isamu 08-03-2011 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1243414)
One of my wives friends was called "fish" by the neighborhood kids
we had a girl we called Tina "tuna"

ClemsonWill 08-03-2011 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1243432)
we had a girl we called Tina "tuna"
Don't lie, you know you ate her sammich anyways.

Lemers 08-03-2011 04:32 PM
God and Adam were talking about Adam's first night with Eve when God asked "where is Eve now?". Adam said Eve was in the river washing off. God said "oh sh!t I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"

Dzel 08-03-2011 05:30 PM
^ lmao that's what I told her to buy her some douche they always do stuff for them when their Bday comes around I think I'll drop some douche XS off anomuously for her

Isamu 08-03-2011 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1243450)
Don't lie, you know you ate her sammich anyways.
no sir, no I did not... I have thus far, been lucky and not ever having any "spoiled" fish sammichs... spicy yes.. but not spoiled :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Isamu 08-03-2011 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1243632)
God and Adam were talking about Adam's first night with Eve when God asked "where is Eve now?". Adam said Eve was in the river washing off. God said "oh sh!t I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Isamu 08-04-2011 12:09 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Dyson/ATAT.jpg

Dzel 08-04-2011 01:28 AM
^ imagine seeing that when you wake up

Isamu 08-04-2011 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Dzel (Post 1244276)
^ imagine seeing that when you wake up
welcome to Minot.. we haz those protecting the NOOKS!

ClemsonWill 08-04-2011 08:16 AM
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.


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