Nissan 370Z Forum - The 370z Useless Thread II

lol because you cannot enjoy chicken noodle soup unless your taste buds are fried from phlegm. Or any other man-made caustic substances... not that I would know anything about that. :ugh2:

:bowrofl:

Shado.... :wtf2:

shadoquad

03-07-2011 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 974278)

Shado.... :wtf2:

Well, what? I definitely wouldn't know about that.

XwChriswX

03-07-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 974287)

Well, what? I definitely wouldn't know about that.

:bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

KaienZ34

03-07-2011 04:55 PM

Soup all gone.

Isamu

03-07-2011 05:08 PM

mmm roast beef

KaienZ34

03-07-2011 05:18 PM

First day at work, my first real job out of high school i was still 17. Bossman asks me "Do you know the diffence between oral sex and a roast beef sandwich?" Instantly my mind races through sarcastic remarks, but first day and all i said no. He start laughing his azz off and says "You wana go to lunch today ? I'm buying".....:owned:

Isamu

03-07-2011 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kaienz34 (Post 974347)

first day at work, my first real job out of high school i was still 17. Bossman asks me "do you know the diffence between oral sex and a roast beef sandwich?" instantly my mind races through sarcastic remarks, but first day and all i said no. He start laughing his azz off and says "you wana go to lunch today ? I'm buying".....:owned:

lmao

KaienZ34

03-07-2011 06:59 PM

:tiphat:

Isamu

03-07-2011 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 974496)

:tiphat:

I remember when I 1st got to my first duty station, and they told me I had an appointment with Colonel Lingus... and I retorted with, "haha, that's like cunilingus".. but who was I to question a TSgt... they were all bummed I picked up on it tho...

now as time passed and newer, and a little slower troops rolled in.. the humor only grew...
Like making them wear rubber gloves, and goggles and a acid resistant apron to shred paper.. lol

KaienZ34

03-07-2011 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 974599)

I remember when I 1st got to my first duty station, and they told me I had an appointment with Colonel Lingus... and I retorted with, "haha, that's like cunilingus".. but who was I to question a TSgt... they were all bummed I picked up on it tho...

now as time passed and newer, and a little slower troops rolled in.. the humor only grew...
Like making them wear rubber gloves, and goggles and a acid resistant apron to shred paper.. lol

Better safe than sorry.:roflpuke2::bowrofl::tup:

SmoothZ

03-07-2011 07:53 PM

*electric slides into thread*

KaienZ34

03-07-2011 07:55 PM

Whatup dune cat?

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