How many with factory wheels want a plaque from Nissan?

shadoquad

Trips

Someone add me!!!

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frost

rofl

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370z OG

Trips

This will show those 40th ann. Owners

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frost

Fuckin elitists with their special color.

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Trips

and what's even funnier is we are elite members.

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370Zsteve

trips what about a plaque for those of us with blacked-out fangs eh

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SOLD MY Z MARCH 2018 - another Core OG moves on - new ride 2019 Z Corvette Grand Sport - no mods necessary but already have eyes on HFC and intakes LOL IT NEVER ENDS.

frost

Good thinkin' Steve.

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shadoquad

I'd hit it... er, I mean, um, yeah that's a great idea.

Trips

Hell why not?
Blacked out fangs what type of finish? satin or gloss and why?

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shadoquad

I think we need a plaque for the Chicane Yellow and Black Cherry Z owners. I mean, that's a 500 dollar option. Do you know how many handjobs I had to perform for that paint color?

Trips

Your not charging enough if its 500

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frost

1 if it was really really good.

Speaking of ...



A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to hear that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.
The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her.
"Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 for a handjob. We can negotiate from there."
"$100!! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?"
The guy looks out the front door and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside.
"I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on handjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience
he's ever had. This handjob was better than any complete sexual experience in his whole life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up.
When she does, he immediately approaches her.
"Last night was incredible!"
"Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my blowjobs."
"How much is that?" "$500."
"$500?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"
"You see that apartment building across the street?"
The guy looks out at a 12-story apartment building.
"I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints- twice.
The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up.
"I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan.
"You see that island?"
"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"
She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own that island."

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