Ok who here would have sex with Elton John for $1 Million USD?

XwChriswX · 04-14-2010, 07:20 PM

Here is my plan...

1. Spend $50 for a Fleshlight

2. Give said fleshlight to Mr. John

3. Mr. John learns of this beautiful thing called the Vagina.

4. Mr. John has sex with a woman, and realizes his calling...

5. Mr. John thanks me for showing him the way, gives me 50% of his fortune.

speedoflife · 04-14-2010, 08:17 PM

I'd just pay some bum $25k to pretend like he's me, slam Johnny boy, and I'd pick up the money.

370zFORme!! · 04-14-2010, 10:35 PM

Ty man i still cant believe this thread made it past page one, let alone page 5.

Tyrell Tyson · 04-15-2010, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 370zFORme!!

Ty man i still cant believe this thread made it past page one, let alone page 5.

Haha bro, never underestimate the power of Elton and $1Million cash

I'm thinking we can make this event happen, just need the370z as our sponsor to pay for rubbers, lube and plush toys

At the moment its about half yes half no. We could have a line form in front of Elton and be handing out the cash in suitcases behind him for all the "yes" answers

Tyrell Tyson · 04-15-2010, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by speedoflife

I'd just pay some bum $25k to pretend like he's me, slam Johnny boy, and I'd pick up the money.

Or you could get Frost to do it for free and you get the full $1Mill to yourself

Tyrell Tyson · 04-15-2010, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

+1

But seriously though... Do I actually have to touch him?

Maybe we could work out a deal for some plastic action for say $750k, I could do that...

You can wear 3 rubbers and keep your socks on but there will be P.O.V camera attached to your head so the viewing audience gets the full experience

gumpy · 04-15-2010, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Jl lE lM

Nope, i wouldnt do it. Not even for 1 million.

how about 5 million usd... everyone's got a price...

can you imagine what you could do with 5 million? mind numbing... you could get yourself a new colon to refresh and start life again... and have an aston, ferarri, lambo (for shopping) and a nice house...

fullmonty · 04-15-2010, 08:33 AM

Just think if you let Elton Butts)(0r you, you and him might fall deeply in love, and live your life happily ever after in an English castle.

bigaudiofanat · 04-15-2010, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

Just think if you let Elton Butts)(0r you, you and him might fall deeply in love, and live your life happily ever after in an English castle.

Um

Push370zzz · 04-15-2010, 11:33 AM

would it be publicized?

Tyrell Tyson · 04-15-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by smashwebs

would it be publicized?

To quote myself from the first page

You would get $1 Million USD cash untaxed...but it is televised live on the air on every single channel in America and you have to look into his eyes whilst doing it

But if you mean will there be T.V ads and billboards before the event then yes of course

Tyrell Tyson · 04-15-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

Just think if you let Elton Butts)(0r you, you and him might fall deeply in love, and live your life happily ever after in an English castle.

His net worth is estimated to be over $500 Million so that would be a bunch of castles and about 30 Bugatti Veyrons

fullmonty · 04-15-2010, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson

His net worth is estimated to be over $500 Million so that would be a bunch of castles and about 30 Bugatti Veyrons

Tyrell is picturing himself frolicking down a beach hand in hand with Sir Elton

Tyrell Tyson · 04-15-2010, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

Tyrell is picturing himself frolicking down a beach hand in hand with Sir Elton

Fullmonty is closing his eyes picturing real hard, me and Elton frolicking down a beach hand in hand

fullmonty · 04-16-2010, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson

Fullmonty is closing his eyes picturing real hard, me and Elton frolicking down a beach hand in hand

^ I fapped

View Poll Results: Ok who here would have sex with Elton John for $1 Million USD?
Oh yes i would totally give Elton the Phelan special	14	60.87%
Oh noes i respect Elton way too much to abuse his body like that	9	39.13%
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