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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 495967)

Crap! And I can still see the photo...fine....here:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...3&d=1271255590

Foiled again....remotely this time! :shakes head:

He looks gayer than Elton.

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 495969)

He looks gayer than Elton.

:roflpuke2: Didn't expect that!

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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 495830)

My question is, how can I physically make love to Elton John when you state that I must look into his eyes?

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Originally Posted by vipor (Post 495886)

Imagine this is him:

http://www.poeghostal.com/wp-content..._image_016.jpg

Lol Monty, see Vipors reference image, that is how the magic will happen

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Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson (Post 496008)

Lol Monty, see Vipors reference image, that is how the magic will happen

:bowrofl: @ the magic!

^ LOL read that quote above out of context to this thread haha

BTW who is going to hook me up with an official Poll for this thread?

The people need to know these important answers

^SLAM i figured it out, poll added everyone please add your answers in!

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Originally Posted by Scott @ RA (Post 495795)

LOL hahahaha this is hilarious. I love playing the what's you price game and the would you do ___________ for $________

I commend a couple of you who said they probably would...... at least you are honest. LOL
A lot of dudes would just say "No WAY, UHh UHH, hell NO" or "I wouldn't do it for any amount of money" and crap like that.
Honestly, once the money was all right there all right in front of them.... no body probably knows what they would or wouldn't do in that situation if it really came down to it... I mean its easy to say "no way, not me" because it will never ever happen. But things would change if it REALLY came down to it.

As for me..... I would consider it... ONLY if it were A LOT more money. I mean a million isn't really that much money anymore if you think about it. And it would have to be a 100% private matter, and NO body would know about it except me and him, and that would have to be in a contract, and I would HAVE to be the pitcher. So, for me, its a no, especially with TV involved etc. NO WAY, I couldn't live with myself. BUT, if it were privately arranged and a LOT more money. I or anyone else would be a fool to say no.
Just my $.02

So let me get this right, you are saying you are a closet homosexual? Haha jk

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 495866)

"The Kielbasa Powerhouse"

Has a ring to it!

Nope, i wouldnt do it. Not even for 1 million.

Not for a mil. And you know the whole simulcast idea would never fly with Tipper Gore around.

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Originally Posted by vipor (Post 496176)

Not for a mil. And you know the whole simulcast idea would never fly with Tipper Gore around.

PMRC reference.....NICE! :roflpuke2:

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Originally Posted by 370zFORme!! (Post 494915)

You cant wash the gay off you know...its sticky :stirthepot:

I thought it was corrosive? That it caused your balls to shrivvel up and fall off? :ugh2:

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Originally Posted by 370zFORme!! (Post 496116)

So let me get this right, you are saying you are a closet homosexual? Haha jk

:iagree: +1

But seriously though... Do I actually have to touch him? :ugh2:

Maybe we could work out a deal for some plastic action for say $750k, I could do that...

Can I just give him a handjob for $500k?