Huge spider crawled under my hood

vipor · 03-16-2010, 02:28 PM

freak.

vash_241987 · 03-16-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

Praying Mantis females eat the male afterwards. Maybe that's what you're thinking of.

Seriously, it really must suck to have sex with a hot chick....then she eats you...

vipor · 03-16-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by vash_241987

Seriously, it really must suck to have sex with a hot chick....then she eats you...

I wouldn't really call a female praying mantis "hot."

vash_241987 · 03-16-2010, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

I wouldn't really call a female praying mantis "hot."

lol I should have said "applying to humans"

Although for some women they do eat up your money

back on topic: For me spiders that are big, slim, and run freakn fast are what I really hate. I could deal with tarantulas even held my friends. Bugger was to lazy to move....

brazil_lalala · 03-16-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

I wouldn't really call a female praying mantis "hot."

They got some nice big booty though :P

phelan · 03-16-2010, 05:43 PM

sweet jesus, what the hell is that?!

vipor · 03-16-2010, 05:44 PM

Not sure, but I heard it likes to climb into your urethra

Jl lE lM · 03-16-2010, 05:55 PM

Well I hope you killed the damn thing... YOu wouldnt want it climbing into you car and getting in your girls pants.

vipor · 03-16-2010, 05:59 PM

I don't wear girl's pants!!!!! ... often

vash_241987 · 03-16-2010, 06:13 PM

looks like a garden spider...

ChrisSlicks · 03-16-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by vash_241987

looks like a garden spider...

Dude, if that's a garden spider then he's been noshing on some radioactive flies.

LiquidZ · 03-16-2010, 06:52 PM

That's not a spider, that's a head crab:

vash_241987 · 03-16-2010, 07:17 PM

Need to get one of these:

brazil_lalala · 03-16-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vash_241987

Need to get one of these:

hahahaahahahahahha the boss reaction = EPIC!! ahahahaha

zmyride · 03-16-2010, 10:06 PM

i used to work at a rental car company. one day this dude came to return the car. i drove the car to the backlot to give it a wash, so I drove it through the carwash then i saw this f*cking huge 5inch spider on the ceiling of the car staring at me. I opened the car door and jumped out as quick as possible while the car was still going thru the carwash.

I ran inside the office soaking wet, then I heard the dude said if anyone had seen his spider.

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vipor A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Euless, TX [ DFW ] Age: 42 Posts: 13,531 Drives: Nismo 09-0183 QAB Rep Power: 49	Not sure, but I heard it likes to climb into your urethra __________________ 2009 NISMO # 0193 \| QAB \| Albums! \| 05.04.10 (Dynojet) 291.94hp/248.28tq Oil Cooler (DIY) \| Custom Headlights \| GTSPEC Braces \| F.I. Long Tube Headers

03-16-2010, 05:59 PM	#84 (permalink)
vipor A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Euless, TX [ DFW ] Age: 42 Posts: 13,531 Drives: Nismo 09-0183 QAB Rep Power: 49	I don't wear girl's pants!!!!! ... often __________________ 2009 NISMO # 0193 \| QAB \| Albums! \| 05.04.10 (Dynojet) 291.94hp/248.28tq Oil Cooler (DIY) \| Custom Headlights \| GTSPEC Braces \| F.I. Long Tube Headers

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LiquidZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 1,940 Drives: Mag. Black 2009 370Z Rep Power: 705	That's not a spider, that's a head crab: __________________ Last edited by LiquidZ; 03-16-2010 at 06:54 PM.

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Jl lE lM Base Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oceanside, CA Age: 38 Posts: 66 Drives: a Toyota. Rep Power: 15	Well I hope you killed the damn thing... YOu wouldnt want it climbing into you car and getting in your girls pants.

03-16-2010, 06:13 PM	#85 (permalink)
vash_241987 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Corpus Christi, Tx Posts: 443 Drives: '99 corolla Rep Power: 16	looks like a garden spider...

03-16-2010, 07:17 PM	#88 (permalink)
vash_241987 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Corpus Christi, Tx Posts: 443 Drives: '99 corolla Rep Power: 16	Need to get one of these:

03-16-2010, 10:06 PM	#90 (permalink)
zmyride Track Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 631 Drives: 10 Black Sports 7AT Rep Power: 16	i used to work at a rental car company. one day this dude came to return the car. i drove the car to the backlot to give it a wash, so I drove it through the carwash then i saw this f*cking huge 5inch spider on the ceiling of the car staring at me. I opened the car door and jumped out as quick as possible while the car was still going thru the carwash. I ran inside the office soaking wet, then I heard the dude said if anyone had seen his spider.

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