The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIX

Originally Posted by madwi

bah, that dude aint got nothing on my energy level!

Originally Posted by jchammond

As the rain is coming down; came inside & turned on the tube....only to see “The Spoilers” just coming on

Originally Posted by Spoiler

A story for our more “senior members”

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Two Z fanatics grow up together but after college one moves to California and the other to Pennsylvania. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…” “OK.”

Ten years later at 40, they play.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.” “OK.”

Ten years later at 50,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.”

At 60,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price.” “OK”

At 70,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.”

At 80,

Onze says "Where do you wanna go?" Rusty replies "Hooters." Onze says "Why?" and Rusty replies, "Well we’ve never been there before and I would like to try something new."


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Originally Posted by JLarson

Hey there good morally ambiguous people! Hope you all had a great new years day and may 2021 bring us less of a crap show than 2020 did. I'm not eager for the extended weekend to end, but glad to have had time to putter around the house a bit.

Celebrating my 5th year with my company on Monday, means another week of vacation!

Originally Posted by jchammond

As the rain is coming down; came inside & turned on the tube....only to see “The Spoilers” just coming on

Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter

Quarenteen project



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