The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVII

eastwest2300 · 08-12-2020, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Downtown Chi going into total lockdown this weekend. All expressway exits blocked. Lake Shore Drive exits blocked. L and bus routes passing through the middle half of the city closed 9pm to 6am. Bridges over the Chicago River raised.

be safe duude..

BettyZ · 08-12-2020, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think you're safe. She's not from Ecuador. But you better watch out for the frying pan from the Italian side.

that's how my Haitian ex broke my hand.

eastwest2300 · 08-12-2020, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

that's how my Haitian ex broke my hand.

did it hurt?

BettyZ · 08-12-2020, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

did it hurt?

Like a MFer. Had a cast for 2 months. Still hurts when I turn a wrench. Domestic violence is no joke EW

Rusty · 08-12-2020, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

that's how my Haitian ex broke my hand.

I could tell you a few stories about my sister on some of the things she has done.

She had one hell of a mean streak in her.

Leingod · 08-12-2020, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I could tell you a few stories about my sister on some of the things she has done.

She had one hell of a mean streak in her.

Mine just stabbed me in the thigh with a steak knife when she was 12 because I wouldn't move off the couch when taking a nap.

eastwest2300 · 08-12-2020, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Like a MFer. Had a cast for 2 months. Still hurts when I turn a wrench. Domestic violence is no joke EW

sorry to hear this dude.

eastwest2300 · 08-12-2020, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Mine just stabbed me in the thigh with a steak knife when she was 12 because I wouldn't move off the couch when taking a nap.

BettyZ · 08-12-2020, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Mine just stabbed me in the thigh with a steak knife when she was 12 because I wouldn't move off the couch when taking a nap.

Sorry to hear that, and not going to ask why you were dating a 12 year old

Rusty · 08-12-2020, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Mine just stabbed me in the thigh with a steak knife when she was 12 because I wouldn't move off the couch when taking a nap.

Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners.

My sister was 6ft tall.

redondoaveb · 08-12-2020, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners.

My sister was 6ft tall.

You sister had a great imagination (unless you were on the receiving end of it), gotta give her that. Now, her choice in men, that's another thing.

Zoren 370 · 08-12-2020, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You don't have any standards. So how could you lower them?

Actually you do have a point there..maybe I shouldn't get upset about it after all.

Thanks Rusty.. your such a good mathematician you calculated it precisely!

I dont even know what Im talking about!

madwi · 08-12-2020, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners.

My sister was 6ft tall.

I dated a dancer for a while. She and the other two girls had a run in with a guy who didnt want to pay the full price and smacked one of the girls. By the time security made it from the car into the house they had the guy tied up and had superglued his kok to his stomach.

They left the guy there tied up after cleaning out his wallet for the full amount.

Zoren 370 · 08-12-2020, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Like a MFer. Had a cast for 2 months. Still hurts when I turn a wrench. Domestic violence is no joke EW

So you mean you lost function of your wrist moving up and downwards?

Thats must be terrible!

I hope your ambidextrous!

Rusty · 08-12-2020, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

You sister had a great imagination (unless you were on the receiving end of it), gotta give her that. Now, her choice in men, that's another thing.

Oh.............she could really pick them.

The one Bf, I pushed down a flight of steps.

I was 14 at the time. It was self defense.

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