The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVII

JLarson · 07-14-2020, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Oh! Intimidation and threats of violence with the occasional Terry Tate office Linebacker moves? Man, your counter offers are amazing! I'll take the job for very little pay! Legal dept might need some bolstering though.

"Oh you have a complaint? You'll have to see HR. As it's a small business, you're probably aware we wear a lot of hats; as it happens, in addition to my inspection responsibilities, I oversee HR."

sx moneypit · 07-14-2020, 08:18 AM

Good morning peeps!

Zoren 370 · 07-14-2020, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Didn't actually fire the last one, just transferred him off my team. Which reminds me I need to get a new person in here.

Do you hire perverts like me? Im a good foot soldier!

I just have some flaws thsts all! But Im efficient just not on the English language!

JARblue · 07-14-2020, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Lol that's like saying you have a right not to hear an air raid siren, or not see an EAS broadcast on your tv.

Damn straight!! I have the right to stick my fingers in my ears and close my eyes

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

And under the WARN Act telecom providers are legally required to prevent you from opting out of "Presidential alerts."

There are ways... Let's see them try and stop me

madwi · 07-14-2020, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Damn straight!! I have the right to stick my fingers in my ears and close my eyes

There are ways... Let's see them try and stop me

That makes me wonder about the way things will go since all the younger people stream from the webz vs. cable.

JLarson · 07-14-2020, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Do you hire perverts like me? Im a good foot soldier!

I just have some flaws thsts all! But Im efficient just not on the English language!

We pretty clearly hire perverts, or I wouldn't have a job, but there are no other perverts like you to be a reasonable comparison!

Leingod · 07-14-2020, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Swearing is 90% of how I keep my frustration in check, say for example when I start my day being told I need to submit vast amounts of paperwork to a customer to get them to fix a problem they caused... and which is currently preventing us from shipping a part which they need.

I'm half tempted to ignore the request and let them sort it out when they get desperate.

You'd fit in perfectly here. Yell at the user and call them dumb. Sit on the ticket they make for 2 weeks and then close it out with a resolution of "it fixed itself after user stopped touching it"

Ghostvette · 07-14-2020, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Gotta toss them springs on too. You got a couple hours of weekend work coming up.

I know....

Seems the heat followed me back home, the temps have been mid to upper 90s with heat index over 100..

I guess I'm gonna have to get my butt out of bed early on a Saturday and get 'er done....

JARblue · 07-14-2020, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Jar and his love for bonefish

Has society not even reached a point where we can all accept members of NAMBLA (North American Man-Bonefish Love Association) for who they are and what they love?

Ghostvette · 07-14-2020, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Has society not even reached a point where we can all accept members of NAMBLA (North American Man-Bonefish Love Association) for who they are and what they love?

JARblue · 07-14-2020, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

I've heard about another organization with the same acronym. I think it was the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.

Pintsize725 · 07-14-2020, 10:09 AM

What's up Jar? Got a notification of a full inbox.

JARblue · 07-14-2020, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

What's up Jar? Got a notification of a full inbox.

Just a notification for your Premium member sponsorship

We'll see how long it takes AK to activate them

Pintsize725 · 07-14-2020, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Just a notification for your Premium member sponsorship

We'll see how long it takes AK to activate them

gracias!

JARblue · 07-14-2020, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

gracias!

de nada!

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