The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVI

madwi · 05-08-2020, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

I've heard it said that people are usually either Lazy or Industrious; and Smart or Stupid. Ideally, in a business, your best workers are Lazy and Smart - everything they do needs to be done, or they wouldn't bother.

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” -Bill Gates

FL 4Motion · 05-08-2020, 04:29 PM

JARblue · 05-08-2020, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

Rusty · 05-08-2020, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Hey old man how come you didn’t even miss me while I was gone?

Oh I see...I remember you wished Im completely gone in the forum! Thats right!

Nevermind I‘ll stop sour gripping for not being missed by you!

I figured that once you got an old man's Vette and sold your Z. You was done with us. You JUST disappeared. Not even a good bye. So you fell off the radar.

jwick · 05-08-2020, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

We are still working as behavioral health is an essential business. Hell I am going to need some help after the nonsense and drinking only helps so much.

And in the time of my last posting I have another termination to complete in 20 minutes and a HIPAA privacy violation to deal with (another misconduct investigation). Ugg!!!

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I got you covered on whiskey!

FL 4Motion · 05-08-2020, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I figured that once you got an old man's Vette and sold your Z. You was done with us. You JUST disappeared. Not even a good bye. So you fell off the radar.

Wait, I can’t keep up, I thought zoren had a rcf and a Camry.

Now he has a vette? I didn’t know he suffered from erectile dysfunction.

Rusty · 05-08-2020, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

I've heard it said that people are usually either Lazy or Industrious; and Smart or Stupid. Ideally, in a business, your best workers are Lazy and Smart - everything they do needs to be done, or they wouldn't bother. Industrious and Smart is also acceptable. The worst combination is Industrious and Stupid, because they are work creators for everyone else! At least lazy stupid people don't do anything at all.

Give the laziest guy the hardest job, and he will either find the easiest way of doing it, or blow it off.

Hotrodz · 05-08-2020, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

I've heard it said that people are usually either Lazy or Industrious; and Smart or Stupid. Ideally, in a business, your best workers are Lazy and Smart - everything they do needs to be done, or they wouldn't bother. Industrious and Smart is also acceptable. The worst combination is Industrious and Stupid, because they are work creators for everyone else! At least lazy stupid people don't do anything at all.

Agree! The industrious and stupid is where a authority figure earns their PhD on the policy manual and labor laws because these employees know every loophole in both.

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Rusty · 05-08-2020, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” -Bill Gates

There is 2 types of jobs. Neck up and neck down. The neck up is for the thinkers. The neck down is for the knuckle draggers.

Rusty · 05-08-2020, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

Wait, I can’t keep up, I thought zoren had a rcf and a Camry.

Now he has a vette? I didn’t know he suffered from erectile dysfunction.

Yea........and it's piss yellow.

Rusty · 05-08-2020, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Agree! The industrious and stupid is where a authority figure earns their PhD on the policy manual and labor laws because these employees know every loophole in both.

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Even hear of Peter's Principle.

The Peter Principle is an observation that the tendency in most organizational hierarchies, such as that of a corporation, is for every employee to rise in the hierarchy through promotion until they reach a level of respective incompetence.

The more incompetent you are. The higher you will go. I've seen total azzholes get promoted that should never left their mother's womb.

All it takes is, being in the right spot, at the right time, and saying the right thing, to the right person. Plus if you have your head up someone's azz. You can ride their coattails up.

FL 4Motion · 05-08-2020, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Yea........and it's piss yellow.

Golden shower vette.

FL 4Motion · 05-08-2020, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Even hear of Peter's Principle.

The Peter Principle is an observation that the tendency in most organizational hierarchies, such as that of a corporation, is for every employee to rise in the hierarchy through promotion until they reach a level of respective incompetence.

The more incompetent you are. The higher you will go. I've seen total azzholes get promoted that should never left their mother's womb.

All it takes is, being in the right spot, at the right time, and saying the right thing, to the right person. Plus if you have your head up someone's azz. You can ride their coattails up.

There’s also the phenomenon that good looking and esp tall good looking people are automatically assumed to be competent and tend to get promoted and earn more etc. even when all evidence clearly shows they don’t know their head from their azzhole.

Never had that problem since I’m average height and built like a Neanderthal down to the prominent brow ridge and all.

Rusty · 05-08-2020, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

Golden shower vette.

You got it.

alcheng · 05-08-2020, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” -Bill Gates

sounds like Bill is the laziest person....

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