I have no idea what happened here in the last 2 days:icon14: The phone app skipped ahead and i got lost:ugh2:

387 essential yards of grey stuff :tiphat: 287 mile :driving: 16 hours on the clock :icon14: I think I earned this beer:tup:

If I ever go to a Z meet and have the privilege of meeting everyone, we will have an eating contest:

7 Publix Whole Subs and fully loaded in 30 minutes.

You're late to the party. :rofl2:

There is no Publix as ZDayZ.

Better late than never lol.

Work has us working alternating days, so I go into the office every other day (luckily, they still pay us for 40 hours), and it's got my biological clock fcuked up. On the days I go work, I'll get home about 5.30 PM and take a nap for a few hours, wake up, and go jogging, come home, shower, and catch up on the greatest forum in the world.

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

You was abducted by aliens and anal probed. The taste in you mouth is from the bubble gum that the aliens put on the end of the probe. When you started chewing the gum. The aliens know it's in deep enough. You have to ask Zoren on what the aliens found in you, or put in you.

That's literally what he just said.

Look it is not my fault the fire was attracted to me!

I know. :facepalm: Sometimes (all the time) you wonder about him. :icon14: There is some wires crossed, shorted, and disconnected in that skull of his.

It's all those Army experimental vaccinations.

Every time they asked for volunteers. He was the first to raise his hand and say "pick me, pick me". They knew they had their guy.

Someone needs to go to NC and kick a guy in the nuts. Any takers?

:ugh:

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