CoronaVirus

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

Does anyone remember the Forever Roll Charmin advertised about a year ago? I ordered 3 cases (each case comes with 3 rolls and a stand) back in April, and stored them away in my closet, and out of sight = out of mind. I totally forgot about them and found them while putting in a new mini dresser

A cat would have a field day with that roll.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

My neighbor said he spent over 2 hours in line at the grocery store today. And that's not even bad from what I hear. Forget that noise.

Worst case scenario, I die :shrug: Otherwise maybe if my tap water stops. I have some stores of bottled water at work but not much in the way of food. In fact, I'm pretty much bone dry at the house in terms of food. Luckily I'm a fatass, so I've got several weeks before that really starts to be a problem. TP? Who needs it. Neighbors have elephant ear plants good for wiping. Several nearby lakes and rivers, too.

Think you would either last a week, or go a full 3 months before dying, because of being pickled.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 10:54 PM

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into.

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes.

redondoaveb · 03-13-2020, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Yep.......that and a sea sponge.

Sea cucumber

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Sea cucumber

That's EW doing. That and hamsters.

cv129 · 03-13-2020, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

Does anyone remember the Forever Roll Charmin advertised about a year ago? I ordered 3 cases (each case comes with 3 rolls and a stand) back in April, and stored them away in my closet, and out of sight = out of mind. I totally forgot about them and found them while putting in a new mini dresser

Sell them, that should get you a FI stage 1 at this time, or a stage 2 by Sunday morning.

FL 4Motion · 03-13-2020, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into.

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes.

And I thought it was full retard down here. Stealing in an emergency situation should be hanging in main square at noon type punishment. If folks can’t act decently and humanly, then incentivize them strongly to do so.

Rusty · 03-14-2020, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

And I thought it was full retard down here. Stealing in an emergency situation should be hanging in main square at noon type punishment. If folks can’t act decently and humanly, then incentivize them strongly to do so.

The old tv commercial. "Hang him, teach him a lesson".

Rusty · 03-14-2020, 02:02 AM

Just read an article. In it, it said that people who have recovered from this virus have reduced lung capacity of 20% to 30%. But it's still too soon to know how long this reduction will last or if it's permanent.

Symptoms.

Cough that's wet. Feels like something came up from the lungs.

Fever. Most say this is the worse part of it.

Shortness of breath. Even after being recovered.

Everything is in the lungs. Nothing in the sinus like a head cold.

Rusty · 03-14-2020, 02:08 AM

This just pissed me off.

Using the virus to bypass the 2nd Amen.

Today, an ordinance has passed in Champaign, IL, to empower the mayor to “[o]rder the discontinuance of selling, distributing, dispensing or giving away of … firearms or ammunition of any character whatsoever.”

vtec to vvel · 03-14-2020, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month?

I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference.

the picture doesn't do it any justice - it's almost like a large pizza when looking at it. when putting it on the stand that it comes with, which is surprisingly nice and sturdy, it sticks out like a sore thumb and wifey said it had to go bye-bye

so out of sight and out of mind again I guess.

and wtf lol I sh!t twice a day and tend to go through TP like crazy, so i'm used to loading up. I actually get panic attacks when we're low on TP lol

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

Dude, you need to sh1t more. That’s worrisome. Either that or you’re not wiping your a$$ well. Also worrisome, not for me, but for everyone in your immediate vicinity.

LMAO! and back to skid marks and strippers!

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Originally Posted by cv129

Forget TP, time to get a bidet.

i'm not sure how I would feel like water being sprayed up my @$$....

vtec to vvel · 03-14-2020, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

A cat would have a field day with that roll.

you should see my dogs. I have 2 Shiba Inu's and they think it's a big@$$ chew toy.

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Originally Posted by Rusty

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into.

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes.

…..really? stealing TP out of the bathrooms? lol

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Originally Posted by cv129

Sell them, that should get you a FI stage 1 at this time, or a stage 2 by Sunday morning.

or maybe I can use them to pay for lap dances and motorboats at the strip club - apparently, it's gold now. i'll make it rain TP, and a few spitwads!

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Just read an article. In it, it said that people who have recovered from this virus have reduced lung capacity of 20% to 30%. But it's still too soon to know how long this reduction will last or if it's permanent.

Symptoms.

Cough that's wet. Feels like something came up from the lungs.

Fever. Most say this is the worse part of it.

Shortness of breath. Even after being recovered.

Everything is in the lungs. Nothing in the sinus like a head cold.

The latter part of this post regarding the symptoms actually made me feel a lot better. I think I'm coming down with a head cold (tingling of the throat and a headache), and was starting to get worried that maybe I got this Wuhan sh!t.

I'm still jogging roughly 3 to 4 miles a day and have no problem doing it breathing-wise, so I guess that's a home-made coronavirus test? lol

cv129 · 03-14-2020, 02:24 AM

Yep, that info snuck out of China long time ago, but China don’t want nobody to know, WHO doesn’t wanna know, CDC doesn’t wanna scare people....

vtec to vvel · 03-14-2020, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

This just pissed me off.

Using the virus to bypass the 2nd Amen.

Today, an ordinance has passed in Champaign, IL, to empower the mayor to “[o]rder the discontinuance of selling, distributing, dispensing or giving away of … firearms or ammunition of any character whatsoever.”

Is this legal? A mayor can override the constitution?

JARblue · 03-14-2020, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into.

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes.

Arrest them and put them in a cell with no toilet paper

03-13-2020, 10:54 PM	#438 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,222 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into. Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes. FL 4Motion, JARblue, Ghostvette and 3 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

03-14-2020, 02:02 AM	#444 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,222 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	Just read an article. In it, it said that people who have recovered from this virus have reduced lung capacity of 20% to 30%. But it's still too soon to know how long this reduction will last or if it's permanent. Symptoms. Cough that's wet. Feels like something came up from the lungs. Fever. Most say this is the worse part of it. Shortness of breath. Even after being recovered. Everything is in the lungs. Nothing in the sinus like a head cold. FL 4Motion, JARblue, cv129 and 3 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

03-14-2020, 02:08 AM	#445 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,222 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	This just pissed me off. Using the virus to bypass the 2nd Amen. Today, an ordinance has passed in Champaign, IL, to empower the mayor to “[o]rder the discontinuance of selling, distributing, dispensing or giving away of … firearms or ammunition of any character whatsoever.” JARblue, Ghostvette and redondoaveb like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

03-14-2020, 02:24 AM	#448 (permalink)
cv129 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,237 Drives: 09 Nismo, 16 Nismo Rep Power: 163995	Yep, that info snuck out of China long time ago, but China don’t want nobody to know, WHO doesn’t wanna know, CDC doesn’t wanna scare people.... Rusty, vtec to vvel and redondoaveb like this. __________________ Setrab \| RE-71 \| SPL \| JRZ \| Nismo \| ARK \| Whiteline \| RacingBrake \| CJM Oil Pan \| Ti shield