CoronaVirus

redondoaveb · 03-13-2020, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk

BBL... need to pick up some TP and water...lol
Actually I'm gonna get some tea, lozenges, Gatorade, vitamin C, and water if I can find any..

Good thing you're not picking up tp, all the stores are out of it.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Make your own hand sanitizer with 3 parts aloe vera gel and 1 part isopropyl alcohol.

Do not water down the alcohol below 62 percent. Below that, it's useless.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

I prefer to raid neighboring chicken coups.

Without getting shot.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I am organizing a protest of the coronavirus. We can't let this measly little virus take advantage of us like this. We are the top of the food chain! So let's everyone march on Washington DC. We'll gather millions together on the National Mall and surrounding areas and show this virus what we're made of dammit!! We're not gonna take this pandemic lying down!!

Now you sound like a NPC. Let's protest.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 03:49 PM

Got 5 pallets of TP in this morning. Gone by 3.

They eating the chit.

cv129 · 03-13-2020, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Got 5 pallets of TP in this morning. Gone by 3.

They eating the chit.

Meanwhile me and the kids have been throwing wet Charmin bombs at each other....

Jk jk

vtec to vvel · 03-13-2020, 08:48 PM

Does anyone remember the Forever Roll Charmin advertised about a year ago? I ordered 3 cases (each case comes with 3 rolls and a stand) back in April, and stored them away in my closet, and out of sight = out of mind. I totally forgot about them and found them while putting in a new mini dresser

FL 4Motion · 03-13-2020, 09:08 PM

So, to prove that there is some hope left for this sad bunch we call humanity, my wife was running errands today and afterwards decided to also stock up on some more tp and other essentials since we all live in crazy town now and it’s a scarce commodity.

First three places were out of tp, so she went to dollar general, they had quite a bit, she was able to pick and choose our preferred brand, an old black dude was also shopping for tp as well, he apparently liked the same brand we do, there was 3 12 packs left, my wife got one, he got one, and then my wife asked if he wanted the last one and he said no, better to leave it for the next person, my wife agreed. Second later, a young black lady came down the aisle with three kids and asked if there was any tp left so my wife and nice stranger helped her get a couple packs in her cart, the one “premium” one they left and one regular one.

If only everyone could just buy a little extra at a time and not panic, there’d still be plenty of everything.

Meanwhile, same store, some Hispanic lady was in full on panic mode screaming in English and Spanish into her phone about how everyone is out of everything and cursing at her little 6 or 7 yo kid and calling him stupid bc she left him to hold her place in checkout line and he spilled the cart and was nervous.

That was a low point for my people today.

(Well, half my people, I’m a mutt).

The takeaway is the story about my wife and the nice old black dude calmly buying supplies and leaving extra even though they didn’t need to as a courtesy for the next person.

Stressful times bring out the true nature of folks, don’t be a d1ck, it’s easier to be kind and that makes everything more bearable.

bunk · 03-13-2020, 09:51 PM

I'm so glad we bought the kirkland brand TP last month. Theres like a hundred (so it seems) rolls in the pack

JARblue · 03-13-2020, 10:01 PM

My neighbor said he spent over 2 hours in line at the grocery store today. And that's not even bad from what I hear. Forget that noise.

Worst case scenario, I die :shrug: Otherwise maybe if my tap water stops. I have some stores of bottled water at work but not much in the way of food. In fact, I'm pretty much bone dry at the house in terms of food. Luckily I'm a fatass, so I've got several weeks before that really starts to be a problem. TP? Who needs it. Neighbors have elephant ear plants good for wiping. Several nearby lakes and rivers, too.

JARblue · 03-13-2020, 10:05 PM

WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month?

I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference.

FL 4Motion · 03-13-2020, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month?

I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference.

Dude, you need to sh1t more. That’s worrisome. Either that or you’re not wiping your a$$ well. Also worrisome, not for me, but for everyone in your immediate vicinity.

cv129 · 03-13-2020, 10:22 PM

Forget TP, time to get a bidet.

redondoaveb · 03-13-2020, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cv129

Forget TP, time to get a bidet.

Rusty calls that a garden hose.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Rusty calls that a garden hose.

Yep.......that and a sea sponge.

03-13-2020, 03:49 PM	#425 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,182 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684437	Got 5 pallets of TP in this morning. Gone by 3. They eating the chit. JARblue, Ghostvette, redondoaveb and 2 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

03-13-2020, 09:08 PM	#428 (permalink)
FL 4Motion A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: FL Posts: 4,776 Drives: Baby Shark Rep Power: 701615	So, to prove that there is some hope left for this sad bunch we call humanity, my wife was running errands today and afterwards decided to also stock up on some more tp and other essentials since we all live in crazy town now and it’s a scarce commodity. First three places were out of tp, so she went to dollar general, they had quite a bit, she was able to pick and choose our preferred brand, an old black dude was also shopping for tp as well, he apparently liked the same brand we do, there was 3 12 packs left, my wife got one, he got one, and then my wife asked if he wanted the last one and he said no, better to leave it for the next person, my wife agreed. Second later, a young black lady came down the aisle with three kids and asked if there was any tp left so my wife and nice stranger helped her get a couple packs in her cart, the one “premium” one they left and one regular one. If only everyone could just buy a little extra at a time and not panic, there’d still be plenty of everything. Meanwhile, same store, some Hispanic lady was in full on panic mode screaming in English and Spanish into her phone about how everyone is out of everything and cursing at her little 6 or 7 yo kid and calling him stupid bc she left him to hold her place in checkout line and he spilled the cart and was nervous. That was a low point for my people today. (Well, half my people, I’m a mutt). The takeaway is the story about my wife and the nice old black dude calmly buying supplies and leaving extra even though they didn’t need to as a courtesy for the next person. Stressful times bring out the true nature of folks, don’t be a d1ck, it’s easier to be kind and that makes everything more bearable. JARblue, Rusty, Ghostvette and 5 others like this.

03-13-2020, 09:51 PM	#429 (permalink)
bunk A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,077 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 2684369	I'm so glad we bought the kirkland brand TP last month. Theres like a hundred (so it seems) rolls in the pack __________________ -Drop in K&N Filter -Invidia Gemini CBE -Z1 Oil Cooler -Swift Springs - EcuTek -Forgestar F14 -SPL Camber Links -Akebono BBK Upgrade -Z1 Premium SS Lines -SPL Diff Bushings -SPL FUCAs - BellRaceworks Diff Brace

03-13-2020, 10:01 PM	#430 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	My neighbor said he spent over 2 hours in line at the grocery store today. And that's not even bad from what I hear. Forget that noise. Worst case scenario, I die :shrug: Otherwise maybe if my tap water stops. I have some stores of bottled water at work but not much in the way of food. In fact, I'm pretty much bone dry at the house in terms of food. Luckily I'm a fatass, so I've got several weeks before that really starts to be a problem. TP? Who needs it. Neighbors have elephant ear plants good for wiping. Several nearby lakes and rivers, too. FL 4Motion, Ghostvette, Spooler and 1 others like this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

03-13-2020, 10:05 PM	#431 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month? I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference. Ghostvette, Spooler, vtec to vvel and 1 others like this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

03-13-2020, 10:22 PM	#433 (permalink)
cv129 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,222 Drives: 09 Nismo, 16 Nismo Rep Power: 163995	Forget TP, time to get a bidet. JARblue, madwi, Ghostvette and 4 others like this. __________________ Setrab \| RE-71 \| SPL \| JRZ \| Nismo \| ARK \| Whiteline \| RacingBrake \| CJM Oil Pan \| Ti shield