Originally Posted by cv129 Oh bringing back memories.....back when I was my younger self, went one time, very memorable, but I am too cheap to ever do it again haha.
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one time isn't enough to be memorable lol. the first time is getting initiated and getting past the fear of going into "one of those places". then once you're inside for the first time, you're so nervous between wondering "sh!t, am I really allowed to touch?" to "I hope nobody recognizes me" to "why are these lap dance songs so short???"
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I did ask where I could put my hands, and she palmed her tts. But I just kept my hands on her waist. Yea 4 songs went by fast.....Literally flushing money down the toilet, but felt great while doing it, a very conflicting feeling.
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I spent a lot of time and money in strip clubs. When I worked for Elliott and they send us to a new place. The one guy, Butchy, would ask 2 questions to the locals. Depending on how hungry he was. If he was hungry. The first question was where's the best steak house. Second question was where's the strip joint. If he wasn't hungry. It would be where's the strip joint. Followed by the steak house.
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On a side note, I can't imagine eating and then going to the strip club. What if you have to take a sh!t while getting a dance? EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t?
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Then the guy in the bathroom manning the colognes will have to listen to you blow up the stall after your dance ends. $5 tip normally and if you make him cry, a cool $20.
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Operative word being “hope” lol. And no matter how much you wipe, there will be micro traces of feces. Unless you wash yo @$$ with some water and antibacterial soap, followed by dousing with hand sanitizer, yuck! Skid marks on your own underwear and skid marks on you from someone else lmao
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