At 55 for a 12-roll, each visit should be worth it.

It was 4 packs of the 9 mega roll, correcting myself, but yes at that rate I have to treat it very gently

That would be like buying a supercar and only driving it to church on Sundays...

I’d be tempted to get my money’s worth (from the can and the TP).
:rofl2:

No serious tp issues anymore around here but when I was going thru like 2 rolls+ a day there for a couple weeks I was nervously watching our supply dwindle since back then (March-mid April) there were shortages here pretty bad. Wife even had to order some tp online that came from England. Turns out British tp is not too shabby. :tup:

Had someone special order a case of Charmin TP the other day. Had 48 rolls in it.

We can get noname brands mostly in single roll. White Cloud, no where to be found. Nothing like wiping your butt with a cloud.

Sooo, just wanted to check my accuracy regarding the ol British tp. Turns out it was possibly shipped from England but not necessarily English.

BUT, I did get a good :rofl2: every time I wiped my *** with it since I was wiping my *** with Presto. Apparently that’s one of a large online retailers house brands of tp, even they know presto’s full of sh1t. :bowrofl:

I don't like people standing right up close to me. If they do now days, I just cough and carry on. LMAO, seeing the looks on their face is quit comical.

At the power plant. They used to get TP that was like wax paper. It didn't remove anything. It just smeared chit around. :mad: We started to bitch about it. And then they got better TP. :tup:

At school, TP was like “Grease Proof Paper” nothing stuck you just smeared it around...


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Nowadays, they would intentionally do that so you couldn’t tell the kids who wiped their arses from the poor little dears who crapped themselves. They’d all smell the same. Can’t have them feeling inferior now, can we?

I **** myself at school and the teacher smacked my *** . It went every where


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Bet that teacher never did that again. :rofl2:

Karma is sometimes instant!

I'z back.

So....what I miss?

And what is going on with the tags? If I had to take an educated guess, I think either bunk or zingston went to town on these....I'm leaning more towards zingston lol

Nah........not his style.

Dang the hush tag menu is laced with Brit Azz Asht starters and Quicksilver kock ko doodle main course.

I thought I was bad enough to create some friends in here!

Yeah I agree Zingston likes to fornicate with himself!

He is innocent for sure! :wtf2:

Guys reminder we need to stay ON topic otherwise Trips would hand down 14 day quarantine vacation slips!

Ok on topic... The hospital has only 2 positive COvid19 out of the 12 positive we got from March. 2 reported deaths... 4 positive turned negative and was sent home. All hospital stuff are happy included me!

2nd wave...,in 2-3 weeks? .....I hope not.

I haven’t had erection since March! I called CDC multiple times to ask if this is a common symptoms for covid19 infection....I always get advice..,Son pray the rosary!


Then I realized Im calling the wrong number was calling Catholic Denomination Commission (CDC) :wtf2:

Glad to hear!

The pattern seems to be repeating nationwide (cases and deaths), although there will be a "second wave" of cases just by nature of the testing - USA has almost tested 3% of the population now, and with ramped up capacity and efficiency one can expect that to go up to 5% in under half the time that it took to get from 0 to 3%. But probably most of the severe cases to date were tested as diagnostic - so many of the future positives are hopefully to be mild and if caught early enough could prevent being spread. Still, only 3% tested is not controlling the virus (and consider that some of those tests are weeks old and mean nothing anymore).

Just keep it out of the seniors homes. They've accounted for more than half of our deaths up here.


As for the ED, well, cannot help you there. I'm married. Haven't had one of those in years!

If zoren sells his piss yellow vette, I bet his ED will resolve itself immediately. :tiphat:

:rofl2:

Glad to hear US is likely leaving the WHO, piece of $hit control by China. They can call us back for acceptance when they can be less corrupted. I hope UN is next.