A cat would have a field day with that roll. :rofl2:

Think you would either last a week, or go a full 3 months before dying, because of being pickled.

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into. :shakes head:

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes. :shakes head:

:wtf:

:mad:

Sea cucumber :eek:

That's EW doing. That and hamsters.

Sell them, that should get you a FI stage 1 at this time, or a stage 2 by Sunday morning.

:shakes head:

And I thought it was full retard down here. Stealing in an emergency situation should be hanging in main square at noon type punishment. If folks can’t act decently and humanly, then incentivize them strongly to do so.

The old tv commercial. "Hang him, teach him a lesson". :tup:

Just read an article. In it, it said that people who have recovered from this virus have reduced lung capacity of 20% to 30%. But it's still too soon to know how long this reduction will last or if it's permanent.

Symptoms.

Cough that's wet. Feels like something came up from the lungs.

Fever. Most say this is the worse part of it.

Shortness of breath. Even after being recovered.

Everything is in the lungs. Nothing in the sinus like a head cold.

This just pissed me off. :mad: Using the virus to bypass the 2nd Amen.

Today, an ordinance has passed in Champaign, IL, to empower the mayor to “[o]rder the discontinuance of selling, distributing, dispensing or giving away of … firearms or ammunition of any character whatsoever.”

the picture doesn't do it any justice - it's almost like a large pizza when looking at it. when putting it on the stand that it comes with, which is surprisingly nice and sturdy, it sticks out like a sore thumb and wifey said it had to go bye-bye :shakes head: so out of sight and out of mind again I guess.

and wtf lol I sh!t twice a day and tend to go through TP like crazy, so i'm used to loading up. I actually get panic attacks when we're low on TP lol

LMAO! and back to skid marks and strippers!

:ugh2: i'm not sure how I would feel like water being sprayed up my @$$....

you should see my dogs. I have 2 Shiba Inu's and they think it's a big@$$ chew toy.

…..really? stealing TP out of the bathrooms? lol

or maybe I can use them to pay for lap dances and motorboats at the strip club - apparently, it's gold now. i'll make it rain TP, and a few spitwads!

The latter part of this post regarding the symptoms actually made me feel a lot better. I think I'm coming down with a head cold (tingling of the throat and a headache), and was starting to get worried that maybe I got this Wuhan sh!t.

I'm still jogging roughly 3 to 4 miles a day and have no problem doing it breathing-wise, so I guess that's a home-made coronavirus test? lol

Yep, that info snuck out of China long time ago, but China don’t want nobody to know, WHO doesn’t wanna know, CDC doesn’t wanna scare people....

Is this legal? A mayor can override the constitution?

Arrest them and put them in a cell with no toilet paper