one time isn't enough to be memorable lol. the first time is getting initiated and getting past the fear of going into "one of those places". then once you're inside for the first time, you're so nervous between wondering "sh!t, am I really allowed to touch?" to "I hope nobody recognizes me" to "why are these lap dance songs so short???" :rofl2:

I did get a private lap dance from a girl I picked.

I did ask where I could put my hands, and she palmed her tts. But I just kept my hands on her waist.

Yea 4 songs went by fast.....Literally flushing money down the toilet, but felt great while doing it, a very conflicting feeling.

Somebody has to support the aspiring young students and unfortunate single mothers in the area

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I spent a lot of time and money in strip clubs. When I worked for Elliott and they send us to a new place. The one guy, Butchy, would ask 2 questions to the locals. Depending on how hungry he was. If he was hungry. The first question was where's the best steak house. Second question was where's the strip joint. If he wasn't hungry. It would be where's the strip joint. Followed by the steak house. :rofl2:

one of my biggest pet peeves that is very conflicting within that environment: if the girls don't wear deodorant, they stink (believe me, it's NOT the good stink); but if they do wear it, their pits appear radioactive from all the black lights making them glow :eek:

There is just something so fascinating about the art of stripping.

On a side note, I can't imagine eating and then going to the strip club. What if you have to take a sh!t while getting a dance?

EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t?

Aaaand all the schools in michigan are closed.

Then the guy in the bathroom manning the colognes will have to listen to you blow up the stall after your dance ends. $5 tip normally and if you make him cry, a cool $20.

The one place we used to go to in Mich. was called the County Palace in Galesburg. We would go there for lunch. Then go there for dinner after work. :rofl2: Nothing like watching boobies bouncing and eating a nice steak. :yum: :rofl2: The best part, was the company paying for it.

Hope they clean up well. I mean, do you leave your azz dirty after you go?
If you were in the service of showing people your aszzhole I am sure you'd take steps to clean up very well, unless someone is into dirty skid marks or something. :icon17:

Operative word being “hope” lol. And no matter how much you wipe, there will be micro traces of feces. Unless you wash yo @$$ with some water and antibacterial soap, followed by dousing with hand sanitizer, yuck! Skid marks on your own underwear and skid marks on you from someone else lmao

Seen a girl do anal on a beer bottle, and the guy drank it after she was done with it. :icon14:

There are such things as sanitary wipes for these occasions. But by your logic, she would still have bog bum even if she poo'd hours before your dance.
Some people, like Jarblue, pay good money for them skid marks to be put on them by others. No kink shaming from me though. :icon17:

Takes all kinds to make the world go round!

Read an anecdote about a guy (restaurant worker) eating leftover food from the plate of a hot girl. Friend says that is freaking gross. He replies with if she asked me to id eat her *** out right now, what do I care about her half eaten sammich.

:rofl2:

lmao!!!!!!