CoronaVirus

madwi

Snares.

JARblue

I am organizing a protest of the coronavirus. We can't let this measly little virus take advantage of us like this. We are the top of the food chain! So let's everyone march on Washington DC. We'll gather millions together on the National Mall and surrounding areas and show this virus what we're made of dammit!! We're not gonna take this pandemic lying down!!

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vtec to vvel

And then we'll all have the virus.

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JLarson

The trick is to commit on paper, but not attend. Let nature sort things out.

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JARblue

What do you mean we? I just said I was organizing it. I would never attend something like that myself. Just giving Mother Nature an assist

This guy gets it

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Rusty

Now you sound like a NPC. Let's protest.

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Rusty

Got 5 pallets of TP in this morning. Gone by 3. They eating the chit.

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cv129

Meanwhile me and the kids have been throwing wet Charmin bombs at each other....

Jk jk

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FL 4Motion

So, to prove that there is some hope left for this sad bunch we call humanity, my wife was running errands today and afterwards decided to also stock up on some more tp and other essentials since we all live in crazy town now and it’s a scarce commodity.

First three places were out of tp, so she went to dollar general, they had quite a bit, she was able to pick and choose our preferred brand, an old black dude was also shopping for tp as well, he apparently liked the same brand we do, there was 3 12 packs left, my wife got one, he got one, and then my wife asked if he wanted the last one and he said no, better to leave it for the next person, my wife agreed. Second later, a young black lady came down the aisle with three kids and asked if there was any tp left so my wife and nice stranger helped her get a couple packs in her cart, the one “premium” one they left and one regular one.

If only everyone could just buy a little extra at a time and not panic, there’d still be plenty of everything.

Meanwhile, same store, some Hispanic lady was in full on panic mode screaming in English and Spanish into her phone about how everyone is out of everything and cursing at her little 6 or 7 yo kid and calling him stupid bc she left him to hold her place in checkout line and he spilled the cart and was nervous.

That was a low point for my people today. (Well, half my people, I’m a mutt).

The takeaway is the story about my wife and the nice old black dude calmly buying supplies and leaving extra even though they didn’t need to as a courtesy for the next person.

Stressful times bring out the true nature of folks, don’t be a d1ck, it’s easier to be kind and that makes everything more bearable.

FPenvy

best joke so far:

we better fix this before tick season
if not we'll have corona with lyme.....

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vtec to vvel

Does anyone remember the Forever Roll Charmin advertised about a year ago? I ordered 3 cases (each case comes with 3 rolls and a stand) back in April, and stored them away in my closet, and out of sight = out of mind. I totally forgot about them and found them while putting in a new mini dresser

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Rusty

A cat would have a field day with that roll.

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cv129

Sell them, that should get you a FI stage 1 at this time, or a stage 2 by Sunday morning.

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bunk

I'm so glad we bought the kirkland brand TP last month. Theres like a hundred (so it seems) rolls in the pack

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JARblue

My neighbor said he spent over 2 hours in line at the grocery store today. And that's not even bad from what I hear. Forget that noise.

Worst case scenario, I die :shrug: Otherwise maybe if my tap water stops. I have some stores of bottled water at work but not much in the way of food. In fact, I'm pretty much bone dry at the house in terms of food. Luckily I'm a fatass, so I've got several weeks before that really starts to be a problem. TP? Who needs it. Neighbors have elephant ear plants good for wiping. Several nearby lakes and rivers, too.

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