If I were a pro athelete getting paid millions, I wouldnt want to risk catching the virus. It damages the lungs even if you survived.

Domestic travel restrictions on WA and CA are being considered.

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Oh peachy... Fuckinmedia spreading fear..... :shakes head::shakes head:


Has the whole world lost its mind? The EU is having a fit because of the travel ban, yet they let hundreds of thousands of undocumented people in... and now they are over-run with the plague...:ugh2:

The Chinese are trying to blame us for this...:shakes head: They should be damn lucky we don't drop a nuke on Wuhan.:gtfo2: In any other time, this would have been considered an act of war... Kind of like tossing plague-infected rats over the castle walls...

I'm with Lebron on this one. If there aren't gonna be fans in the arenas, why even bother to play the game?

Hosting events that promote large gatherings of anyone and everyone are exactly the type of event that will cause things to get worse quicker. As a sports fan that regularly attends live sporting events, I'm not opposed to large scale cancellations. Hope the IOC lets Japan host a delayed Olympics because they spent a lot of money building infrastructure to host the games during an increasingly unstable economy :eekdance:

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They are just going to have to speculate on NFL free agency and the NFL draft because there wont be anything else to talk about.

i wonder how strip clubs will stay in business

:wtf2:

Well with March Madness officially cancelled, along with every other sports venue, there's nothing else to talk about. So moving onto strip clubs :tup:

what do you mean "moving on to..."

i never moved out :yum::rofl2:

Home delivery app.

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thats called tinder.


already a thing.

fify

Oh bringing back memories.....back when I was my younger self, went one time, very memorable, but I am too cheap to ever do it again haha.

one time isn't enough to be memorable lol. the first time is getting initiated and getting past the fear of going into "one of those places". then once you're inside for the first time, you're so nervous between wondering "sh!t, am I really allowed to touch?" to "I hope nobody recognizes me" to "why are these lap dance songs so short???" :rofl2:

I did get a private lap dance from a girl I picked.

I did ask where I could put my hands, and she palmed her tts. But I just kept my hands on her waist.

Yea 4 songs went by fast.....Literally flushing money down the toilet, but felt great while doing it, a very conflicting feeling.

Somebody has to support the aspiring young students and unfortunate single mothers in the area

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I spent a lot of time and money in strip clubs. When I worked for Elliott and they send us to a new place. The one guy, Butchy, would ask 2 questions to the locals. Depending on how hungry he was. If he was hungry. The first question was where's the best steak house. Second question was where's the strip joint. If he wasn't hungry. It would be where's the strip joint. Followed by the steak house. :rofl2:

one of my biggest pet peeves that is very conflicting within that environment: if the girls don't wear deodorant, they stink (believe me, it's NOT the good stink); but if they do wear it, their pits appear radioactive from all the black lights making them glow :eek:

There is just something so fascinating about the art of stripping.

On a side note, I can't imagine eating and then going to the strip club. What if you have to take a sh!t while getting a dance?

EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t?

Aaaand all the schools in michigan are closed.

Then the guy in the bathroom manning the colognes will have to listen to you blow up the stall after your dance ends. $5 tip normally and if you make him cry, a cool $20.

The one place we used to go to in Mich. was called the County Palace in Galesburg. We would go there for lunch. Then go there for dinner after work. :rofl2: Nothing like watching boobies bouncing and eating a nice steak. :yum: :rofl2: The best part, was the company paying for it.

Hope they clean up well. I mean, do you leave your azz dirty after you go?
If you were in the service of showing people your aszzhole I am sure you'd take steps to clean up very well, unless someone is into dirty skid marks or something. :icon17:

Operative word being “hope” lol. And no matter how much you wipe, there will be micro traces of feces. Unless you wash yo @$$ with some water and antibacterial soap, followed by dousing with hand sanitizer, yuck! Skid marks on your own underwear and skid marks on you from someone else lmao

Seen a girl do anal on a beer bottle, and the guy drank it after she was done with it. :icon14:

There are such things as sanitary wipes for these occasions. But by your logic, she would still have bog bum even if she poo'd hours before your dance.
Some people, like Jarblue, pay good money for them skid marks to be put on them by others. No kink shaming from me though. :icon17:

Takes all kinds to make the world go round!

Read an anecdote about a guy (restaurant worker) eating leftover food from the plate of a hot girl. Friend says that is freaking gross. He replies with if she asked me to id eat her *** out right now, what do I care about her half eaten sammich.

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lmao!!!!!!

Worked with a guy who let it slip on night. Said that he has a 30 minute rule. He will only have sex with his wife within 30 minutes of her taking a shower. Didn't say anything about himself taking a shower within 30 minutes. :icon14:

:icon14::shakes head: That eliminates a whole world of fun and possibilities!

Getting back on track... from the WSJ:

“Captain, that appears to be an iceberg.” “Don’t panic, officer, full steam ahead.”

“Admiral, concentrating our entire fleet in one port seems tempting fate.” “We don’t need your alarmist fantasies, ensign.”

“We’re picking up increased chatter about an al Qaeda action.” “Your hand-wringing is duly noted.”

“Don’t panic,” in the current atmosphere, is a way of shutting up people who are using their imaginations as a protective tool. It’s an implication of cowardice by cowards.

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People are calling our shipping/receiving department at the hospital and trying to get them to sell hand sanitizer cases to them off the trucks. :rolleyes:

Pornhub is giving away a months premium membership to Italians while they are in quarantine. Need to see if my VPN has Italian servers. :icon17:

Went to Smart and Final yesterday to pick up a few things I needed for the dish I was making. Canned goods shelves were empty (except for beans and canned veggies), EVERYONE had 40roll boxes of TP in their carts, cases of water. Every checkout counter was open and still had about 6 people in each line. Never seen that store so busy, even during the peak holiday season.

Gf went to get puppy training treats later at another grocery store. She said that place was the same...

Covid-19 is such a dumb name. It needs a handle with a better ring to it. Like China Flu.

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Co - Corona
Vi - Virus
D - Disease
19 - The year it was discovered


But yeah, china flu is easier.

Hmm well I got a call from my boss late last night, apparently our CEO is instating some emergency protocols. All office personnel (including yours truly) will start working from home next week. No end date given. Interesting.

I'm seeing some deliveries being affected at work. It's taking longer to have stuff shipped.