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Old 03-23-2020, 09:05 PM   #6766 (permalink)
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Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.
Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?
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Did your Indian life insurance agent hang up on you too. When you told them your real age?
No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month.
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Old 03-23-2020, 09:07 PM   #6768 (permalink)
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No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month.
That’s illegal man soliciting money from minors!!!

Those red dot heads!!! Ok I dare anyone calls me racist is Gay!!! Lol
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Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?
An escort under arm each ain't happening for you. You're too short. Unless they're midgets.
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An escort under arm each ain't happening for you. You're too short. Unless they're midgets.
Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!!

You made me laugh hard!!!

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That’s illegal man soliciting money from minors!!!

Those red dot heads!!! Ok I dare anyone calls me racist is Gay!!! Lol
Years ago. I worked for a company called AquaTech. The company was owned by Hindu's. The owners wife had the red dot. We used to call that a reset button. That was a strange place to work at.
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Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!!

You made me laugh hard!!!

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Sounds like he is going to be the hounddog on the Hand Sanitizer and N95 mask hoarding cases after watching Mr. Barr. All I got to say is, Go get them MFer's EW. Make sure you let out some rounchy gas and make them pay even more.
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Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.


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