The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV

Zoren 370 · 03-06-2020, 08:22 AM

Did the BMW that your wife rear-ended looked like this?

This happened last Friday while I sit on a stop light watching porn and a 17 year old text savy hit me from behind.

I was life flighted to the ER because I had terrible cramps in my Azs from the impact.

Talk about bad confessions!

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bunk · 03-06-2020, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Whoa, you're alive! Somewhere, an anus is missing its Hamster occupant!

Ew was MIA for a while, then Zoren shows up.. .hmmm... coincidence?

Ghostvette · 03-06-2020, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Ew was MIA for a while, then Zoren shows up.. .hmmm... coincidence?

and after EW shart'd himself.......

bunk · 03-06-2020, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Did the BMW that your wife rear-ended looked like this?

This happened last Friday while I sit on a stop light watching porn and a 17 year old text savy hit me from behind.

I was life flighted to the ER because I had terrible cramps in my Azs from the impact.

Talk about bad confessions!

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Dang man... that looks pretty bad. All jokes aside, hope all is well.

bunk · 03-06-2020, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

and after EW shart'd himself.......

Zoren 370 · 03-06-2020, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Ew was MIA for a while, then Zoren shows up.. .hmmm... coincidence?

He is in Miami now right? We had a little intercourse...I mean interaction just to catch up on some thing! Sorry my brain is still shaken up like milkshake from the accident.

Yes JL Im still alive “bad deeds” are hard to kill old timers say.

bunk · 03-06-2020, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

He is in Miami now right? We had a little intercourse...I mean interaction just to catch up on some thing!

Oh yeah. No wonder he was so excited to move to FL! Mystery solved!

Rusty · 03-06-2020, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

He is in Miami now right? We had a little intercourse...I mean interaction just to catch up on some thing! Sorry my brain is still shaken up like milkshake from the accident.

Yes JL Im still alive “bad seeds” are hard to kill old timers say.

fify

Zoren 370 · 03-06-2020, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

fify

Dude are you jealous buy your own Ky-jelly!

Rusty · 03-06-2020, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Dude are you jealous buy your own Ky-jelly!

Everyone here used astroglide. Get with the times.

redondoaveb · 03-06-2020, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

There was a stretch of 5 months when I had to work in New York/New Jersey. 3 weeks on the east coast, one week home. It sucked, but the perks,,,,, my boss let me expense my gf's plane ticket to the east coast once a month.

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it?

JLarson · 03-06-2020, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it?

Yeah and fire up a sitcom in the background if you're missing the laugh track

Zoren 370 · 03-06-2020, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Everyone here used astroglide. Get with the times.

Are you forgetting something buddy you put me in asylum for a long time!
Goodness does that one comes with peppermint flavor???

Zoren 370 · 03-06-2020, 09:48 AM

redondoaveb;3913342]Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it?

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I agree... this one is for Bunk I do have a lot of connections with beautiful asian hotties I can fly them over and book you for a month of pleasure.
No need to fly in your GF.

Just let me know whom do you like. Just pm me.

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redondoaveb · 03-06-2020, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

redondoaveb;3913342]Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it?

I agree... this one is for Bunk I do have a lot of connections with beautiful asian hotties I can fly them over and book you for a month of pleasure.
No need to fly in your GF.

Just let me know whom do you like. Just pm me.

( Click to show/hide )

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03-06-2020, 08:22 AM	#4786 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Did the BMW that your wife rear-ended looked like this? This happened last Friday while I sit on a stop light watching porn and a 17 year old text savy hit me from behind. I was life flighted to the ER because I had terrible cramps in my Azs from the impact. Talk about bad confessions! 59D98DF8-BBFC-4FF4-B8D0-35B9F0263FBE.jpg JARblue, Rusty, Hotrodz and 2 others like this.

03-06-2020, 09:48 AM	#4799 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	redondoaveb;3913342]Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it? [/QUOTE] I agree... this one is for Bunk I do have a lot of connections with beautiful asian hotties I can fly them over and book you for a month of pleasure. No need to fly in your GF. Just let me know whom do you like. Just pm me. ( Click to show/hide ) 1E4FC0F0-F5D7-4BD8-A209-CAADB754DE95.jpeg JARblue, Rusty, Hotrodz and 1 others like this.

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