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Originally Posted by BettyZ Ya know, that was my primary concern too lol Either that, or super glue your azz crack together, super glue your johnson to your belly, or

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Old 01-10-2020, 10:39 PM   #8776 (permalink)
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Ya know, that was my primary concern too lol
Either that, or super glue your azz crack together, super glue your johnson to your belly, or shave you balls, then rub ben gay on them.
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Either that, or super glue your azz crack together, super glue your johnson to your belly, or shave you balls, then rub ben gay on them.
So.. what did you do to deserve that?

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Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep.



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St. Rusty the Pennsyltuckian?
Wasn't me. I had a sister with a mean streak that you didn't f!@k with. She did that to the ex when she found out he was cheating. Then had one BF that beat her one night. Couple of nights later, she was waiting behind the door with my baseball bat. He walked into the house, and my sister just about killed him.
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Wasn't me. I had a sister with a mean streak that you didn't f!@k with. She did that to the ex when she found out he was cheating. Then had one BF that beat her one night. Couple of nights later, she was waiting behind the door with my baseball bat. He walked into the house, and my sister just about killed him.
She sounds perfect for Betty
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She sounds perfect for Betty
She was a 6ft tomboy. If he wants her. He would have to wake her from her dirt nap.
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Aaaand pivoting away from Redondo's foot-in-mouth disease.. so how bout that rain? We surely could use JC's Ark right ab now..



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Aaaand pivoting away from Redondo's foot-in-mouth disease.. so how bout that rain? We surely could use JC's Ark right ab now..



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It is raining like a mofo right now. I cant wait for the temps to start falling. They said it was pretty much a sure thing that everyone is going to lose power.


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I hear that. My power's been flickering all night due to the fact that my power hookup is a temp overhead line lying on the ground and secured to my meter with what looks like 160 feet of electrical tape... ComEd doesnt show up till Thursday to fix the burned-out portion of my line.

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Speaking of which.. I pulled the Z in close to the garage by the fence/underground power line bc of the coming ice storm. So of course those utility line-marking Julie bitches come today to mark the power line. I tell them "Go ahead but please dont bump the car."

They didnt have what they needed so they came back 3 hours later. Foreman said "Hey we're back with what we need and don't worry we won't get near the NISMO." Good to know there are still people out there who appreciate the nice things.

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She been dead for a while. Died from lupus. She was still wild when she past.
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