The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV

redondoaveb · 12-04-2019, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Well.......you're going to have to start using your right for self inflicted sex now.

You BEAT me to it. Pun intended.

BettyZ · 12-04-2019, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Are you right or left handed?

Left. And I have a caregiver to take care of that issue, thank you very much

Zingston · 12-04-2019, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Toad Licking

I think not............

Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

BettyZ · 12-04-2019, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Leaving work soon....got tied up

But got my tool fix

There has to be a 12 step program out there somewhere for you brother lol

Rusty · 12-04-2019, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win.

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Zingston · 12-04-2019, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win.

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Yep, that tapeworm is toast!

Hotrodz · 12-04-2019, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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madwi · 12-04-2019, 11:07 PM

Zingston · 12-04-2019, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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So... what type of "farm" was that???

jchammond · 12-05-2019, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Perfect. That's what I figured but I don't have my car to be able to check

I’ll trade you for some nice Touring Sport dials, with ATC & backups camera

redondoaveb · 12-05-2019, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

I’ll trade you for some nice Touring Sport dials, with ATC & backups camera

I have the newer nismo (black) controls installed now.

jchammond · 12-05-2019, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

There has to be a 12 step program out there somewhere for you brother lol

Idk

jchammond · 12-05-2019, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

I have the newer nismo (black) controls installed now.

I got the chit where the fan blower works continuously

BettyZ · 12-05-2019, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Idk

I take it back. You dont need a 12 step program, the 12 step program needs you.

"Hi, I'm Joby, and I conquered my tool addiction by buying all the tools."

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redondoaveb · 12-05-2019, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

I got the chit where the fan blower works continuously

You need controls? Pay the shipping and you can have my old ones (the one's in the picture).

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