The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV

Zingston · 11-08-2019, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Lost mine some time ago.

But my balls are lower.

B/c they're heavier?

Spoiler · 11-08-2019, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Are you eating ok? Any issues?

Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this is over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over...

Spoiler

eastwest2300 · 11-08-2019, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Wifey fixed a pre-dinner snack. Bacon wrapped, cheddar cheese stuffed jalapenos.

I'm feeling the heat on my lips, and in my belly. My azzhole will be flaming in the morning.

EW, you need to eat stuff like this. It would fix what ills you.

ohhh mu gosh, nooooooooo

eastwest2300 · 11-08-2019, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You need to eat some good beans.

you're trying to cause me harm duuude.

Rusty · 11-08-2019, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

B/c they're heavier?

They're loaded.

eastwest2300 · 11-08-2019, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over...

Spoiler

eastwest2300 · 11-08-2019, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

They're loaded.

jchammond · 11-08-2019, 05:55 PM

Triple Nickel

jchammond · 11-08-2019, 05:56 PM

Eating a bit early tonight; chicken pot pie

Rusty · 11-08-2019, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over...

Spoiler

Hang in there buddy.

You knew this was going to be a rough ride. It's half over. Didn't think about the feeding tube,

Zoren could feed you through the butt.

jchammond · 11-08-2019, 06:01 PM

Just a sampling of what I’m bolting together; those 2x12x16’s are just as heavy as the 6x6x12’s

JARblue · 11-08-2019, 06:11 PM

Looks like tilt wall construction

BoneZ · 11-08-2019, 06:20 PM

Working a 6am to 11pm shoot today. At least it's OT and there's Taco Bell in craft services.

JLarson · 11-08-2019, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I take it, that you never been kicked there?

I have 6 brothers - I guess I'm not totally undamaged.

Spoiler · 11-08-2019, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Hang in there buddy.

You knew this was going to be a rough ride. It's half over. Didn't think about the feeding tube,

Zoren could feed you through the butt.

Well I try to see the silver lining in all of this. When this is over and I survive it, nothing will be able to phase me.

For instance if someone wants to take a side grinder to my groin or maybe a 3 lb ball peen to my balls it won’t bother me . ..Piece of cake...

Red hot poker to the pooter, bring it on.,

Belt sander to my scrotum, no problemo

11-08-2019, 05:55 PM	#3083 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 57 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684394	Triple Nickel Rusty and redondoaveb like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

11-08-2019, 05:56 PM	#3084 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 57 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684394	Eating a bit early tonight; chicken pot pie Rusty, sx moneypit, old guy and 3 others like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

11-08-2019, 06:11 PM	#3087 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	Looks like tilt wall construction Rusty, jchammond, old guy and 1 others like this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

11-08-2019, 06:20 PM	#3088 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 52 Posts: 9,299 Drives: 2012 Blue BallZ Rep Power: 2684382	Working a 6am to 11pm shoot today. At least it's OT and there's Taco Bell in craft services. Rusty, madwi, sx moneypit and 3 others like this. __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

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