Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

01-08-2010, 02:08 AM

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

Signed

Tiger Woods

SpOoNtYpE · 01-08-2010, 04:43 PM

<---(similar reaction)LOL, good 1

PapoZalsa · 01-08-2010, 08:02 PM

Ok

rench · 01-09-2010, 12:38 PM

Wouldn't Tiger's list be a bit longer than that? just sayin heheh...

j.arnaldo · 01-09-2010, 01:07 PM

Funny and sad at the same time. BTW, his wife's beautiful; I would've stuck with her, staying outta trouble.

01-08-2010, 02:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
SB350z Guest Posts: n/a	Five rules for men to follow for a happy life 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other Signed Tiger Woods

01-08-2010, 08:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-08-2010, 04:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
SpOoNtYpE Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: nyc Posts: 12 Drives: 09 Caddy Escalegs Rep Power: 17	<---(similar reaction)LOL, good 1

01-09-2010, 12:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
rench Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: SW FL Posts: 43 Drives: 09 370Z BrSi 6mt Rep Power: 258	Wouldn't Tiger's list be a bit longer than that? just sayin heheh...

01-09-2010, 01:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
j.arnaldo Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 937 Drives: Nissan 350Z, 2004 Rep Power: 0	Funny and sad at the same time. BTW, his wife's beautiful; I would've stuck with her, staying outta trouble.