Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other






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Tiger Woods