In case anyone was wondering, we do talk about you while you are on the slab in OR. :icon17:

When I had my colonoscopy and endoscopy they gave me demerol. The nurse that helped with the procedure was a beautiful asian. Before they put me under I was thinking about how hot she was. When the proceduere was over I asked her how long I was out for. She said "you weren't out, you were talking to me the whole time" To this day I wonder what I was saying to her. :eek:

They use good drugs & the weird part is that the same doctor goes in both ends :eek: :wtf2:

I stayed awake during my ACL surgery on my left knee. I had a spinal block and they gave me some good drugs. The gas passer and I were having a big time rocking out during surgery. They were playing excellent music, Rock and Roll baby.

Picked up a flat otw home in the Prius :icon14:
Texted my daughter & told her I’d be a few minutes late,,,back on the road 9 minutes later with spare :tup:
Would have been sooner,if I didn’t have some junk piled over the spare :ugh2:

I just hope he used a different instrument.

Had an endoscopy done about 20/22 years ago & first colonoscopy 12yrs ago :tiphat:

So much fun

Lots of employees go to another hospital for treatments. I choose to use our services because if I stuck my bare *** out at my co-workers normally I would have to go to HR. Not so when I am a patient :icon17: Streaker running the halls on level 5!

Bedtime fellas :tiphat:
With vacation coming up soon; need all the beauty sleep I can get :tup:

Yea, they talk about you when you are under. They measure on how big you are with a tape measure. Female nurses are real nasty about talking about your body when you are on the table. Even worse if he or she is well endowed. Had a neighbor who was a nurse that worked in OR. She got some loose screws in her head. Some of the funnest chit that I ever heard would come out of her mouth was about the OR. :rofl2:

You know what really grinds my gears? having a system down and then getting asked for an ETA of when it will be fixed. I try so hard to not spout off some snarky comment.

Holy hell it is raining hard.

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Shrimp Boat Captain

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:facepalm:

Tell them "it's fixed when it's fixed". Or "The more times you stop me to answer your stupid questions, the longer it will take me". "I got 3 speeds. 1. I'm working fast as I can. 2. If you stop asking when it will be done. I'll get done sooner. 3. If you think you can do it faster. It's ALL our's. I'm going to take a chit. See you later.".