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Where skills are learned that will make real men out of you
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No underwater basket weaving at this camp, nope...
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Leave your blankys at home little boys
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Ths camp makes you get up early
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Starting each day with a full bacon buffet where you learn to eat like savages
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Then my newest drill instructor, Sargent EW instructs everyone in how to maintain their cars...
“Duuudes, fix that ****...” |
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Nothing but the best hogs. I might grab a pork belly also. |
Then back at Camp Spoiler...for lunch everyone goes to Taco Bell together in a 4 wheel drive big bus driven by the our bus driver, Old Man Rusty. (Most of our campers think he has a bad attitude)
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Then after that gut twisting meal, the afternoon is filled with various intense exercises, and Sgt EW screaming out commands. “Which one of you scumbags stinks” and “theres no gainus, if there’s no painus”
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and “Suck it up duudes”
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Yup after 2 weeks at this camp, no one will walk away a momma’s boy anymore...
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And the best part is that if you are lucky enough to go out drinking with Sgt EW at the end of day, you will see that he has turned a new leaf and is not the rough tough drill Sargent anymore that General Madwi always says he is...
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Yup.... Spoilers Boot Camp... be sure to sign up today to become a better person tomorrow...
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Now back to our regular programming...
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