The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXII

Spooler · 04-23-2019, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Told the chef I was super hungry and he made about 10lbs of food for me. I ate about 1/5 of the omelette and I am stuffed.

Time for a nap. LOL

madwi · 04-23-2019, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

Time for a nap. LOL

You aint kiddin'! I am looking for a place to crash right now lol. I have one major issue to fix and then off to catch a few Zs

madwi · 04-23-2019, 12:24 AM

TV is fixed, nurse call system fixed (held together with scotch tape), time to pray the phone dont ring and get some ZZZZzzzs.

madwi · 04-23-2019, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

Every time I been in the hospital for a surgery MF'ers didn't feed me worth a crap. I was gnarling on the dang bed posts.

We have pretty decent food here. Even the patient line is made to order and has good things on the menu.

Spooler · 04-23-2019, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We have pretty decent food here. Even the patient line is made to order and has good things on the menu.

With Neck surgery you can't swallow worth a crap. They forgot to tell me that before the surgery. It was a mush diet for 2-3 weeks followed by a big glass of water. If I got choked, I had to chase it down with water or back up it would come. LOL It was like that for over a year.

madwi · 04-23-2019, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

With Neck surgery you can't swallow worth a crap. They forgot to tell me that before the surgery. It was a mush diet for 2-3 weeks followed by a big glass of water. If I got choked, I had to chase it down with water or back up it would come. LOL It was like that for over a year.

Oh hell, that would suck. I worked in the special diet kitchen at the nursing home when in high school. Pureed everything. nasty.

Rusty · 04-23-2019, 01:13 AM

Wifey had the Nissen Procedure done a couple of years ago. I never want that done to me. What goes down will never come back up. If you have to throw up. Forget it. It ain't happening. She was a liquid diet for a month, then on to baby food for a while. It was something like 6 months before she could eat anything solid.

Spoiler · 04-23-2019, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Wifey had the Nissen Procedure done a couple of years ago. I never want that done to me. What goes down will never come back up. If you have to throw up. Forget it. It ain't happening. She was a liquid diet for a month, then on to baby food for a while. It was something like 6 months before she could eat anything solid.

Wow... not a lot of people out there that had a Nissen Fundoplication done. I also got it done to me in June of 1999, and I haven't thrown up since.

Not sure how they got part of the name listed as “fun..”, but it wasnt...

Cool thing is that I can burp the whole alphabet now...

...and that certainly is popular with the grandkids...

Rusty · 04-23-2019, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Wow... not a lot of people out there that had a Nissen Fundoplication done. I also got it done to me in June of 1999, and I haven't thrown up since.

Not sure how they got part of the name listed as “fun..”, but it wasnt...

Cool thing is that I can burp the whole alphabet now...

...and that certainly is popular with the grandkids...

It's pure misery.

Spoiler · 04-23-2019, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

It's pure misery.

My surgery was needed and still works quite well. No reflux at all, but you do have to chew your bacon up pretty good or else your eyes cross and you have to wait for the plug up to go down...

...

I have found that whiskey helps...

Spoiler · 04-23-2019, 02:09 AM

For the first few years, my wife would have to unplug me with a coat hanger. Bless her heart, I remember her down there with them big rubber gloves on, fishing the coat hanger a way up in me.... Many a meals were ate cold by her when she had to stop and get me fixed up.

Actually it was her that named me the Spoiler because of all that... yup, it aint been easy growing up as me...

Rusty · 04-23-2019, 03:34 AM

Went to bed, and back up again.

Lot of stuff on my mind.

God-Speed · 04-23-2019, 06:25 AM

Good Tuesday Morning guys. Not much on the list for today. Another round of storms start tonight with 100% of rain tomorrow. Have a good and safe day out there.

jchammond · 04-23-2019, 06:30 AM

Gotta Roll

Getting up late; y’all have a great Tuesday

BettyZ · 04-23-2019, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Have fun doing that to my place.

My sewer line is under concrete and blacktop. Your dad would need a jackhammer.

Rule #3: there's no such thing as too much explosives.

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04-23-2019, 01:13 AM	#7447 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,218 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	Wifey had the Nissen Procedure done a couple of years ago. I never want that done to me. What goes down will never come back up. If you have to throw up. Forget it. It ain't happening. She was a liquid diet for a month, then on to baby food for a while. It was something like 6 months before she could eat anything solid. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

04-23-2019, 02:09 AM	#7451 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684380	For the first few years, my wife would have to unplug me with a coat hanger. Bless her heart, I remember her down there with them big rubber gloves on, fishing the coat hanger a way up in me.... Many a meals were ate cold by her when she had to stop and get me fixed up. Actually it was her that named me the Spoiler because of all that... yup, it aint been easy growing up as me... Rusty and old guy like this. __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 04-23-2019 at 03:16 AM.

04-23-2019, 03:34 AM	#7452 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,218 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	Went to bed, and back up again. Lot of stuff on my mind. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

04-23-2019, 06:25 AM	#7453 (permalink)
God-Speed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Austin, Tx. Posts: 4,365 Drives: Prototype Rep Power: 2684377	Good Tuesday Morning guys. Not much on the list for today. Another round of storms start tonight with 100% of rain tomorrow. Have a good and safe day out there. Memphis370Z, sx moneypit, jchammond and 1 others like this.

04-23-2019, 06:30 AM	#7454 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	Gotta Roll Getting up late; y’all have a great Tuesday God-Speed, Memphis370Z and old guy like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

04-23-2019, 12:24 AM	#7443 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	TV is fixed, nurse call system fixed (held together with scotch tape), time to pray the phone dont ring and get some ZZZZzzzs.

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