The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXI

eastwest2300 · 02-18-2019, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Ok... now that's more like it.

Zingston · 02-18-2019, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Hey Sweetie you better spill that beans on me.

As Im about to sing the song of crying game in the showers! After all that shebang with you!

Are you really a ladyboy?

As EW wants to impress on me that you have baseball glove rather than a bat!

There your happy about my comment? Lol

Dude, all stick, no meat. You really should concentrate on reeling in that hottie from Tampa you went loco about last year... she's hot.

IDK... maybe you don't like chics anymore? Dude, I don't know?

Zoren 370 · 02-18-2019, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You're a switch hitter. You could go either way. But you mostly like to catch 200 mph fast balls.

Your just jealous because Im pretty-er than you!

Get your own balls to play with! Zington is mine now!

Zoren 370 · 02-18-2019, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Dude, all stick, no meat. You really should concentrate on reeling in that hottie from Tampa you went loco about last year... she's hot.

IDK... maybe you don't like chics anymore? Dude, I don't know?

Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche

Zoren 370 · 02-18-2019, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Dude, all stick, no meat. You really should concentrate on reeling in that hottie from Tampa you went loco about last year... she's hot.

IDK... maybe you don't like chics anymore? Dude, I don't know?

Oh yes she is a half black half white. We had a good time in Tampa.
I couldn’t keep up with her...she is young and athletic.

I admit 2 blue pills after she wants more. I said can we just go and have happy meals in Mc donalds!

I miss her.

bunk · 02-18-2019, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by old guy

Good weekend on the ice, caught some nice fish, most were throw back including 2 nice large mouth bass cause they were out of season. Caught about 10 pike, only 2 were keepers ( 22" or larger ). Everyone had a good time fishing on the ice with temps in the teens! Got home before the snow got heavy, so the drive was an easy one.

Ice fishing is on my bucket list... well, maybe just catching a pike.

Zingston · 02-18-2019, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche

Yeah, you might want to ask for a refund from the EW Hot Singles Dating Service... It doesn't seem to be working out all that well.

Zingston · 02-18-2019, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche

So when you say TT, you mean Tucked and Taped, correct???

bunk · 02-18-2019, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Oh yes she is a half black half white. We had a good time in Tampa.
I couldn’t keep up with her...she is young and athletic.

I admit 2 blue pills after she wants more. I said can we just go and have happy meals in Mc donalds!

I miss her.

Whats his name?

Zingston · 02-18-2019, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche

The only true way to verify your herpes infection is to visit Mr. Blister's Next Morning Internet Self Diagnosis website. Let me know how many "things" you can visually match.

You're welcome.

Zoren 370 · 02-18-2019, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Whats his name?

Ah Im no kiss in tell baby.

Zoren 370 · 02-18-2019, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

The only true way to verify your herpes infection is to visit Mr. Blister's Next Morning Internet Self Diagnosis website. Let me know how many "things" you can visually match.

You're welcome.

No need I can self diagnose. Beware of Crabs. I heard the kerds have them as pets...So be mindful being with EW at Zday!

Btw he has a Dog named Nismo...poor dog wouldn’t stop scratching himself.

bunk · 02-18-2019, 09:32 AM

Zoren, I thought you were in San Diego? I thought I saw a post saying you found an abandoned mine to fly your drone? I hadnt flown mine in forever because beaches/mountains around here are played out.

Zingston · 02-18-2019, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Whats his name?

Old Guy thinks it's Lola. He's probably spot on!

Zoren 370 · 02-18-2019, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Zoren, I thought you were in San Diego? I thought I saw a post saying you found an abandoned mine to fly your drone? I hadnt flown mine in forever because beaches/mountains around here are played out.

That must be my clone...or lost brother...My Dad said he did manwhore as sideline to make both ends meet. He was discharged from the navy in San Diego when he was caught by his commander stealing his ( the commander) lipsticks in his office drawers.

No wonder he(commander) requested to have his cannons colored Pink. He (Comander) was honorably discharged and opened a hair saloon in the Phillippines! Poor gay.

At least he found his happiness!

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