There should be some serious sizzle in the air within moments

Good thing I removed the screens out of the kitchen windows awhile back, because they just grease clogged anyhow

Okay, I got a couple of slabs frying. I guess I have a moment to pour out a couple gallons of orange juice to sip off of

And let me get my ladder so I can crawl up in the top of the cupboards to get me a big ‘ole plate. I’m talkng a biggun

Okay. Now a quick dash out he chicken house to grab about 8 dozen eggs..

(Guess I better put some shoes on, as you know how them chickens are)

Okay OJ poured, 6 lbs bacon getting crunchy, 96 eggs frying up nicely...

Time to fired up my new 48 slice toaster that I just bought off the internet

(Yup we got the internet at our house)

(Its pretty cool, you can even see stuff that you probably shouldn’t see)

Toaster is on. And SNAP...

Darkness

Power is out

Fuse must have popped

Holy fug

Guess she will have to eat the bacon and eggs without toast... She aint gonna be happy

Lein jacked the webcam. He's profiting from the biggun, might want to get your cut.