I guess Joby is crashed out on the couch

You can’t sleep your life away, GET UP....

What took you so long to get here?

Start the Bacon machine

Gather up a dozen eggs

Brew up 2 pots of coffee

Huh?

How do I know this is really you?

You may have created a virtual Madwi to auto reply to all posts in this thread even though you are asleep somewhere... How can you prove you are really you?

See no answer

He’s virtual

Back to my breakfast list again

Warm up 2 loafs of toast

Squeeze me up a fresh 3 gallon picture of OJ (not the OJ with the glove, but the drinking kind)

Probably should score me about 2 dozen chocolate donuts too

Whew.. Breakfast is a lot of work

And to think all of that effort is just for the big girl

Because she gets nasty if she gets up and her breakfast ain’t ready