You missed your break at 2am?

Tuesday .... and I’m up.... Thinking about mowing the yard today

My breaks happen when every one leaves me alone for more than 15 minutes.
We are a teaching hospital so we get a fresh round of interns/residents and nursing students often.

Morning boys. Madwi, Zoren, and JC (who must be sleepnig in today..)

Which planet you live Mr. Spoiler? Mow the yard at 40 degrees?

You must have oysters steamers down there!!!

Well good morning Mr. Spoiler!

No more coffee dates?

I know Madwi sleeps on the job...but thats how he gets paid so all is good

I’m trying to cut back on coffee. Making me to giddy.

Usually just have a snort of Crown each morning now

Oh I love teaching!!

The Hospital always ask me to do safe transfers to prevent falls and I usually get the prettiest new nurse in the class as my dummy transfer technique demo.

I Ask her to wrap around her arms around my neck while I grab her two nice chunck butts with my warm hands and lift her from sitting to standing!

As you know Im vertically challenged so by the time she was standing up her boobies will smack my two eye balls and I smell the freshness of two blossoms of flowers!

I love my job!!

Snort some gabapentin To keep your giddyness to calm down then snort some Demerol you will be in heaven in no time with the Hollywood stars!:tup:

Uh... not doubting your abilities, but.. uh.. you mind if I get a second opinion?

As far as I know your still in America...its a free country!

Yup second opinion is a nice option. :tup:

BTW Spoiler on your intial check up with me My secretary would provide you some free items like rectal sootheners and a $20 coupon so that you can enroll
for a premium membership at 370 Z forum and join the elite club of Madwi’s premium section thread you cheap bastard!!!:tup::icon23:

Hey can someone call 911 and ask to do a courtesy check on JC house to see if that sasquash is still playing with his snap-on tools in his rectal area?

He has not check in yet!!!....Im very worried

I am a cheap bastard, that I can’t deny, but I have been a Premium member for 3 years now.

I think all that squinting when you are arm rastlin the one eyed midget in the supply closet has affected yours eyes... :icon14:

he is completely wrong to prescribe demerol, he meant to say dilaudid.