The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXX

Ghostvette

Best flight ever....

I worked with a Gunnery Sergeant (E7) that was prone to puke at the least little thing. We were on a C130 with a Direct Air Support Central shelter in the back of it. There was just enough room for a skinny person to get by the shelter either side, if you were a little stocky, you had problems getting through to the back. The gunny was just along for the flight hours, I was in charge of making sure the shelter was operational and I had a lance corporal (E3) with me. We handed off the system to the operators and kicked back on the jump seats to enjoy the ride. My E3 decided he was gonna mess with the gunny, knowing how easy it was to get him to puke...

He sat right across from the gunny, making 'puke' faces, (you know the gagging sound with bulging cheeks)... Gunny said, 'you better stop it'... and I told the E3, 'be careful, he might puke on you in revenge'..... well.... Gunny wasn't a small man.... and he managed to get past the shelter, to the portable head without puking on the shelter or the aircraft, but boy..... he stunk up the aircraft....

The crew chief was pissed, and the E3 wound up cleaning the head when we got back on the ground.....

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bunk

That was a brave LCP to mess with a gunny. I made the unwise decision as a lowly E3 at the pistol range. Our CO had just qualified as Expert on his 45. The First Sergeant was proctoring his session. As I walked by, I said "Captain, are you SURE you didnt cheat?". Top turns to me with a glare that wouldve melted the snow caps.. "ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY INTEGRITY PRIVATE FIRST CLASS?!!!?"... No First Sergeant!...I instinctively dropped and did 10 pushups, got back up and made a beeline and crawled back under my rock...

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Rusty

This was back in the late 70's. I was in the DoD. Had a pilot who wanted to fly fighters. He some how ended up flying 130's, and didn't like it. Hated flying with him. Because he never stuck to the flight plans. Used to call his plane the Upchuck Special. Pizz calls was opening the rear ramp. And wizzing off the back of It over some town.

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bunk

Probably because he wasnt good enough to be rated for Fighter Planes in flight school. People like this are dangerous. See the 1994 Fairchild Air Force Base B52 incident!

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