The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIX

Rusty · 09-07-2018, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Late to bed & Early to Rise; as “Excitement” is around the corner!
Good Morning Folks.

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Morning guys

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Originally Posted by sx moneypit

Leingod · 09-07-2018, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

I just stick with:

"Hello caller! You're on the air!!

Ghostvette · 09-07-2018, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Ian B

You need a real doctor, not a chiropractor. Some physical therapy, walking will help your back. An orthopedist doctor is your best choice.

Ian B

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I realize chiropractors are doctors of joints, not muscles. But a lot of back pain can be linked directly to joint issues. Bad chiropractor tried to prescribe me pills. Good chiropractor basically recommended PT - he sent me some stretches to do.

I partially dislocated my left shoulder during my black belt test several years ago. The ortho doctor said 'it's just scar tissue. We'll go in and remove it.' My response was 'Create more scar tissue to remove scar tissue?!?! No, thanks.' I found a point release chiropractor that solved the problem over a 6 month period. The sessions were 15 minutes long and I had to be peeled off the ceiling after 10....

I've seen a chiropractor for about 12 years, mostly for regular adjustments, a few times for when stupid teenagers wreck my car.....

Hotrodz · 09-07-2018, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

I college I would would answer our telephone with...Bob's baby barn, you need'm we breed them!

Hotrodz · 09-07-2018, 09:09 AM

Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.

Ghostvette · 09-07-2018, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You can add,

City Morgue, You stab' em, We slab' em.

Joe's Pool Hall, 8 Ball speaking.

Sheriff's department, Bunco division.....

Ghostvette · 09-07-2018, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.

FPenvy · 09-07-2018, 09:11 AM

JLarson · 09-07-2018, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.

Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??

Leingod · 09-07-2018, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??

It's only an issue when someone gets caught. And it sounds like some dum dum got caught.

eastwest2300 · 09-07-2018, 09:36 AM

sssup duudes.

Rusty · 09-07-2018, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Rusty · 09-07-2018, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.

Some idiot wasn't watching their mouth or hands or both.

onzedge · 09-07-2018, 10:07 AM

Happy Friday!!

Ghostvette · 09-07-2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??

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Originally Posted by Leingod

It's only an issue when someone gets caught. And it sounds like some dum dum got caught.

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Some idiot wasn't watching their mouth or hands or both.

As tempting as it might be, you can't go up to the hot intern and say "I wanna bend you over the desk...."

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