The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIX

JARblue · 05-09-2018, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Never run with scissors.

Never is fairly absolute

What if someone is holding a gun to your head and tells you to run with scissors or they will kill you?

I think in that instance it would be acceptable to run with scissors

JLarson · 05-09-2018, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Never is fairly absolute

What if someone is holding a gun to your head and tells you to run with scissors or they will kill you?

I think in that instance it would be acceptable to run with scissors

Personally, I run at other people, while holding scissors. Its like chicken. Except that I'll always win (until they have bigger scissors)

Zoren 370 · 05-09-2018, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

ISO Audit complete! 1 minor finding. **** yes. That's unbelievable considering it was an upgrade audit! I'm leaving at noon today in celebration. Or maybe 1, but anyway, I'm leaving early! Auditor was a bit of a pain in the butt, however he was ultimately pretty reasonable.

If I ever have to debate the word "commitment" as opposed to "dedication" again though, someone is getting **** punched.

Lets celebrate at Zday!! So your Aids free JL? Lol

What company or line of business you work that needs ISO audit?

Zoren 370 · 05-09-2018, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Never is fairly absolute

What if someone is holding a gun to your head and tells you to run with scissors or they will kill you?

I think in that instance it would be acceptable to run with scissors

I run with my pants down whatever it takes not be shot by her BF! Lol

Leingod · 05-09-2018, 11:02 AM

Talked to Joe at Z1. Order has been processed and shipped. He said it should be arriving by Friday afternoon. Diff and Trans fluids are back on boys.

JLarson · 05-09-2018, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Lets celebrate at Zday!! So your Aids free JL? Lol

What company or line of business you work that needs ISO audit?

My company manufactures magnetic shielding for aerospace and industrial applications. I actually come from an aerospace background, so this is in some ways much easier. However, going from the 9001:2008 standard to the :2015 standard was a big jump for our company to make.

eastwest2300 · 05-09-2018, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Talked to Joe at Z1. Order has been processed and shipped. He said it should be arriving by Friday afternoon. Diff and Trans fluids are back on boys.

Rusty · 05-09-2018, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Never run with scissors.

You take the fun out of stuff.

Rusty · 05-09-2018, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Suppose to be chilly (51) on Friday but will be warm Saturday,

Low 80's the last couple of days.

Weekend in the mid 70's.

With rain.

Leingod · 05-09-2018, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Made me feel better. I hate mooching off of others.....

Weekend can't get here quick enough at this point. Btw, those door handle covers really make the cars sides stand out way better. Never figured it'd be that great of an improvement. Glossy black from far away and intricate fiber weave when getting close.

Rusty · 05-09-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

I run with my pants down whatever it takes not be shot by her BF! Lol

Yea, I can see you running in a zig-zag line with your pants down around your ankles. Trying not to get shot. Screaming.........she said she was single........

JLarson · 05-09-2018, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Yea, I can see you running in a zig-zag line with your pants down around your ankles. Trying not to get shot. Screaming.........she said she was single........

"and over 18!"

JARblue · 05-09-2018, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

"and over 18!"

He said her BF was chasing him. That phase is for when Dad is chasing him

Zoren 370 · 05-09-2018, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Yea, I can see you running in a zig-zag line with your pants down around your ankles. Trying not to get shot. Screaming.........she said she was single........

No she said she was a virgin!

JLarson · 05-09-2018, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

He said her BF was chasing him. That phase is for when Dad is chasing him

haha! Accurate.

Bad news Zoren... she also said she didn't have herpes

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