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JARblue 05-09-2018 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3754089)
Never run with scissors.

:tiphat:

Never is fairly absolute :icon08:

What if someone is holding a gun to your head and tells you to run with scissors or they will kill you?

I think in that instance it would be acceptable to run with scissors :twocents:

JLarson 05-09-2018 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3754095)
Never is fairly absolute :icon08:

What if someone is holding a gun to your head and tells you to run with scissors or they will kill you?

I think in that instance it would be acceptable to run with scissors :twocents:

Personally, I run at other people, while holding scissors. Its like chicken. Except that I'll always win (until they have bigger scissors)

Zoren 370 05-09-2018 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3754090)
ISO Audit complete! 1 minor finding. **** yes. That's unbelievable considering it was an upgrade audit! I'm leaving at noon today in celebration. Or maybe 1, but anyway, I'm leaving early! Auditor was a bit of a pain in the butt, however he was ultimately pretty reasonable.

If I ever have to debate the word "commitment" as opposed to "dedication" again though, someone is getting **** punched.

Lets celebrate at Zday!! So your Aids free JL? Lol

What company or line of business you work that needs ISO audit?

Zoren 370 05-09-2018 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3754095)
Never is fairly absolute :icon08:

What if someone is holding a gun to your head and tells you to run with scissors or they will kill you?

I think in that instance it would be acceptable to run with scissors :twocents:

I run with my pants down whatever it takes not be shot by her BF! Lol

Leingod 05-09-2018 10:02 AM

Talked to Joe at Z1. Order has been processed and shipped. He said it should be arriving by Friday afternoon. Diff and Trans fluids are back on boys.

JLarson 05-09-2018 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3754097)
Lets celebrate at Zday!! So your Aids free JL? Lol

What company or line of business you work that needs ISO audit?

My company manufactures magnetic shielding for aerospace and industrial applications. I actually come from an aerospace background, so this is in some ways much easier. However, going from the 9001:2008 standard to the :2015 standard was a big jump for our company to make.

eastwest2300 05-09-2018 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3754100)
Talked to Joe at Z1. Order has been processed and shipped. He said it should be arriving by Friday afternoon. Diff and Trans fluids are back on boys.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Rusty 05-09-2018 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3754089)
Never run with scissors.

:tiphat:

You take the fun out of stuff. :rofl2:

Rusty 05-09-2018 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3754061)
Suppose to be chilly (51) on Friday but will be warm Saturday,

Low 80's the last couple of days. :tup: Weekend in the mid 70's. :tup: With rain. :shakes head:

Leingod 05-09-2018 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3754113)
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Made me feel better. I hate mooching off of others.....

Weekend can't get here quick enough at this point. Btw, those door handle covers really make the cars sides stand out way better. Never figured it'd be that great of an improvement. Glossy black from far away and intricate fiber weave when getting close.

Rusty 05-09-2018 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3754098)
I run with my pants down whatever it takes not be shot by her BF! Lol

Yea, I can see you running in a zig-zag line with your pants down around your ankles. Trying not to get shot. Screaming.........she said she was single........:rofl2:

JLarson 05-09-2018 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3754118)
Yea, I can see you running in a zig-zag line with your pants down around your ankles. Trying not to get shot. Screaming.........she said she was single........:rofl2:

"and over 18!"

JARblue 05-09-2018 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3754120)
"and over 18!"

He said her BF was chasing him. That phase is for when Dad is chasing him :icon17:

Zoren 370 05-09-2018 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3754118)
Yea, I can see you running in a zig-zag line with your pants down around your ankles. Trying not to get shot. Screaming.........she said she was single........:rofl2:


No she said she was a virgin!

JLarson 05-09-2018 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3754122)
He said her BF was chasing him. That phase is for when Dad is chasing him :icon17:

haha! Accurate.

Bad news Zoren... she also said she didn't have herpes :(


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