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Rusty 09-07-2018 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3783811)
Late to bed & Early to Rise; as “Excitement” is around the corner!
Good Morning Folks.
:hello:
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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3783816)
Morning guys
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Originally Posted by sx moneypit (Post 3783818)
:hello:
:hello:

:hello:

:hello:

Leingod 09-07-2018 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3783820)
I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.


Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.
I just stick with:

"Hello caller! You're on the air!!

Ghostvette 09-07-2018 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Ian B (Post 3783647)
You need a real doctor, not a chiropractor. Some physical therapy, walking will help your back. An orthopedist doctor is your best choice.

Ian B
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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3783649)
I realize chiropractors are doctors of joints, not muscles. But a lot of back pain can be linked directly to joint issues. Bad chiropractor tried to prescribe me pills. Good chiropractor basically recommended PT - he sent me some stretches to do.
I partially dislocated my left shoulder during my black belt test several years ago. The ortho doctor said 'it's just scar tissue. We'll go in and remove it.' My response was 'Create more scar tissue to remove scar tissue?!?! No, thanks.' I found a point release chiropractor that solved the problem over a 6 month period. The sessions were 15 minutes long and I had to be peeled off the ceiling after 10....:eekdance: I've seen a chiropractor for about 12 years, mostly for regular adjustments, a few times for when stupid teenagers wreck my car.....:shakes head::shakes head::shakes head::mad::mad::mad:

Hotrodz 09-07-2018 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3783820)
I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.


Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.
I college I would would answer our telephone with...Bob's baby barn, you need'm we breed them!:eek:

Hotrodz 09-07-2018 08:09 AM
Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.:ugh2:

Ghostvette 09-07-2018 08:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3783820)
I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.


Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3783822)
You can add,

City Morgue, You stab' em, We slab' em.

Joe's Pool Hall, 8 Ball speaking.
Sheriff's department, Bunco division.....

Ghostvette 09-07-2018 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3783829)
Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.:ugh2:
:owned:

FPenvy 09-07-2018 08:11 AM
:hello:

JLarson 09-07-2018 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3783829)
Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.:ugh2:
Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??

Leingod 09-07-2018 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3783833)
Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??
It's only an issue when someone gets caught. And it sounds like some dum dum got caught.

eastwest2300 09-07-2018 08:36 AM
sssup duudes.

Rusty 09-07-2018 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3783831)
:owned:
:iagree:

Rusty 09-07-2018 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3783829)
Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.:ugh2:
Some idiot wasn't watching their mouth or hands or both. :shakes head:

onzedge 09-07-2018 09:07 AM
Happy Friday!!

Ghostvette 09-07-2018 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3783833)
Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3783834)
It's only an issue when someone gets caught. And it sounds like some dum dum got caught.
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3783838)
Some idiot wasn't watching their mouth or hands or both. :shakes head:
As tempting as it might be, you can't go up to the hot intern and say "I wanna bend you over the desk....":inoutroflpuke::inoutroflpuke:


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