The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIX

jwick · 09-07-2018, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Yep; cruising along,,,Madwi is a bit under the weather right now- You Guy’s be thinking about him.

What kit are y’all installing?

JARblue · 09-07-2018, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jwick

What kit are y’all installing?

I am fairly certain is it Sasha's

JARblue · 09-07-2018, 07:35 AM

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

Rusty · 09-07-2018, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

You can add,

City Morgue, You stab' em, We slab' em.

Joe's Pool Hall, 8 Ball speaking.

Leingod · 09-07-2018, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

I just stick with:

"Hello caller! You're on the air!!

Ghostvette · 09-07-2018, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You can add,

City Morgue, You stab' em, We slab' em.

Joe's Pool Hall, 8 Ball speaking.

Sheriff's department, Bunco division.....

Spooler · 09-07-2018, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You can add,

City Morgue, You stab' em, We slab' em.

Joe's Pool Hall, 8 Ball speaking.

If you must say it, say it right.

Joe's Pool Hall, Que Ball Speaking.

My Favorite:

D I C K 's Pizza, if you like Pizza you'll like D I C K 's.

sx moneypit · 09-07-2018, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

If you must say it, say it right.

Joe's Pool Hall, Que Ball Speaking.

My Favorite:

D I C K 's Pizza, if you like Pizza you'll like D I C K 's.

onzedge · 09-07-2018, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sx moneypit

Hotrodz · 09-07-2018, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:

Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:

Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.

I college I would would answer our telephone with...Bob's baby barn, you need'm we breed them!

Hotrodz · 09-07-2018, 08:09 AM

Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.

Ghostvette · 09-07-2018, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.

Rusty · 09-07-2018, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

JLarson · 09-07-2018, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Good morning gang, TGIF maybe...I have seven interviews to conduct regarding significant employee misconduct allegations.

Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??

Leingod · 09-07-2018, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Hoo boy. What part of 'no butt touching at work!' didn't they understand??

It's only an issue when someone gets caught. And it sounds like some dum dum got caught.

09-07-2018, 07:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
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09-07-2018, 08:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
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