Originally Posted by bunk Military joke. Miltiary maps are broken down into grids. When a new Private joins the unit, we send them off in search of said grid squares.
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07-16-2018, 08:35 AM | #5716 (permalink) | |
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We caught hell at the club that night for that stunt... but man, it was hilarious.....
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07-16-2018, 08:49 AM | #5717 (permalink) | |
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My claim to fame: After active duty, I joined an Army Reserve Unit. We were on our monthly drill out at Camp Parks just training on basic Soldiering skills. I was appointed to be a Sunken Chest Wound victim while other soldiers were performing first aid on me. This was during the summer, full battle rattle on. I lost count of how many soldiers had gone through my station, but laying on my back pretending to be a casualty, I started dozing off. Suddenly I hear this BOOMING Voice say "WHAT THE HECK DO WE HAVE HERE?". Open my eyes, about to yell at the human megaphone, then I see this Kevlar band with the word KIDD written on it, and above that, more Chevrons, leave, branches, stars etc that Ive ever seen on a rank. Command Sergent Major of the freakin Army Kidd looking down at me. LT, CO, Battalion Commander and CSM, and a photographer all around....Only thing I could think of was "Sergent Major of the Army! Im providing realistic training, as a real casualty would not be conscious and coherent!".... with that, SMA Kidd responded "OUTSTANDING! CARRY ON!" ...whew!
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07-16-2018, 09:01 AM | #5718 (permalink) | |
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07-16-2018, 09:02 AM | #5719 (permalink) | |
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07-16-2018, 09:07 AM | #5720 (permalink) |
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Yeah, the Battalion Sergent Major looked like he had just laid a ten pound bowel movement of relief when the SMA smiled and turned away..hehe
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07-16-2018, 10:45 AM | #5721 (permalink) |
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just read an article of an interview on the next GT-R. it may have the best quote ever about the GT-R in general.
“It doesn’t care what every other supercar in the world is doing; it simply says: ‘I’m a GT-R, I’m a brick, catch me.’ It’s the world’s fastest brick, really. And when I review sketches for the new car, I say that a lot: “Less wing, more brick.'”
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07-16-2018, 12:26 PM | #5722 (permalink) |
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Running errands and mgr just sent text for meeting at 3pm on my day off. Frack, have to go across town but, it is nothing bad, its about doing self eval this year w some new methodology blah blah blah.
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07-16-2018, 03:11 PM | #5725 (permalink) | |
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My last "real job" used to pay us 250 just for being on call for the week. Would you have gotten in trouble if you couldnt make the meeting?
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07-16-2018, 03:13 PM | #5726 (permalink) |
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that sentence had me laughing at work. got some odd looks lol
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07-16-2018, 03:14 PM | #5727 (permalink) |
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FINELY got some rain this afternoon, first rain in 18 days!
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07-16-2018, 03:16 PM | #5728 (permalink) |
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It's funny how it seemed anyone at least 3 levels above you in the chain of command, were always the hardest on you no matter what rank you were Anything higher than that and they seem to be the nicest people in the world...
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07-16-2018, 03:38 PM | #5729 (permalink) |
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I almost witnessed 3 accidents within a span of the 5 minute drive on my lunch break. A majority of Cali drivers astound me with how bad of drivers they are. Makes me scared every time i get in the car
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07-16-2018, 03:42 PM | #5730 (permalink) |
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What scares me even more are the number of UNINSURED motorists out there
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