The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

Rusty · 03-09-2018, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I am in the Z with a broken fuel pump top hat and barely cranking battery today

Who did you piss off? Things just ain't going you way lately.

JLarson · 03-09-2018, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

What transmission mounts you used?

Z1. Got it used for $100, couldn't pass it up. Really impressed.

https://www.z1motorsports.com/z1-pro...nt-p-6580.html

Rusty · 03-09-2018, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Rusty,

I think you and I may be related. I have done that exact same thing... LOL

I also have taken all the cards out of technical mags at work and filled out 40 or 50 cards with just one guys name, each one spelled incorrectly in a different way.

About a month later that guy’s mailbox gets flooded with junk mail with each piece butchering his name differently.

I have to admit, I have screwed with a lot of people along the way. It’s really a wonder how I had ever had time to work....

Spoiler

I got to do this to my next victim.

Leingod · 03-09-2018, 04:06 PM

Going out for a new suit fitting tonight. GF will be in utter shock when I start speaking. She has no idea how seriously I take a new suit. Nor has she ever seen me work on one. Wedding in May, so might as well get something fresh.

Jacket:
double breasted (6x2 button)
tapered waist
high armholes
soft shoulders
peak lapels (stretch)
slim fit w/ wide shoulders

cuff links:
half inch cutoff
oval cutoff with outer rounded

pants:
slim, but not skinny
light break
no cuffs

Leingod · 03-09-2018, 04:42 PM

Far off on Whoville's most twisties street,
"The Cat Without Hat" was a favorite treat.
The sign flashed with colors so bright in the night,
That all men in Whoville were drawn to the site.
The sign promised fun, only fun things to do,
And tonight on the pole? Things One and Thing Two!
A car sputtered up with a sprickety sprack,
and out stepped young Sam and his favorite pal Jack.

They entered the club and Jack's mouth dropped in awe...
It was the most busy place he'd ever saw.
"look over there, look Sam I Am!"
Shes showing the crowd her two beige eggsa and ham!
Sam looked up above and did stare at Thing Two,
and stared quite a bit at her lower thing, too.
And as he traced body to breast and and to eyes,
something in boxers grew six times in size.

Sam called the girl over and offered her rum.
"Come hop on pop. Oh, the places you'll cum?"
She wrapped all around him, a smile at play,
"Whatever you like, baby, so long as you pay."
Her chest gave a wiggle, a waggly swip,
And Sam knew this women would cost him a bit.
But still he did want her, he wanted this whore,
and just as he paid her - cops bust through the door.

"Everyone freeze!" said the first of the three,
"this bar is shut down by the Whoville PD!"
You can't sell your sex. It simply won't do!
They doled out the handcuffs and locked them away,
Including the whore that young Sam tried to pay.
A van took her down through thetwistiest streets,
A cold metal floor touching bare, clammy feet

"A Who has to wonder," a judge would soon say,
"What path must one walk to wind up this way."
And Sally did cry as she pawed at her hair,
remembering parents who were never there.
Her only companions, her brother and fish,
a childhood colored by absence and wish.
The Lorax stepped forward. "I speak for the whores....
"She'll take the plea bargain. Jailer?
She's yours."

Rusty · 03-09-2018, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Going out for a new suit fitting tonight. GF will be in utter shock when I start speaking. She has no idea how seriously I take a new suit. Nor has she ever seen me work on one. Wedding in May, so might as well get something fresh.

Jacket:
double breasted (6x2 button)
tapered waist
high armholes
soft shoulders
peak lapels (stretch)
slim fit w/ wide shoulders

cuff links:
half inch cutoff
oval cutoff with outer rounded

pants:
slim, but not skinny
light break
no cuffs

My last fitted suit was an Armani. Had the jacket fitted to hide the shoulder straps of my shoulder holster. Loved that suit. The pants no longer fit.

JARblue · 03-09-2018, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Who did you piss off? Things just ain't going you way lately.

I think the top hat broke over a year ago lol

The battery has been questionable ever since it went from a daily driver to a 'start it once every two weeks to make sure it's running' garage car.

But running around town and cranking it a bunch of times today seems to have really done the trick. She fired pretty much right up after my last stop when I headed home.

madwi · 03-09-2018, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Be careful of waking up with coyote ugly.

Be even worse with a double coyote ugly .

You won't have any arms left.

don’t want to be called bob when I go swimming.

BoneZ · 03-09-2018, 08:59 PM

We were playing dodgeball in the studio. $hit got real.

Pintsize725 · 03-09-2018, 09:11 PM

Are you one of the Vegas people? Lol

Spoiler · 03-09-2018, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Are you one of the Vegas people? Lol

Not sure about that pic, but our real Vegas travelers are probably already being detained for something somewhere....

Pintsize725 · 03-09-2018, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler

Not sure about that pic, but our real Vegas travelers are probably already being detained for something somewhere....

That would explain the quietness in here....

Leingod · 03-09-2018, 10:12 PM

A lot of money later... I have a very nice suit. Photos to come later once alterations are done. Just sad I didn't get double breasted. Apparently have a barrel chest and broad shoulders is a tough match for anymore. So custom fitted it was.

Leingod · 03-09-2018, 10:15 PM

I see Rusty and spoiler are the only active ones here. Haha

Rusty · 03-09-2018, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler

Not sure about that pic, but our real Vegas travelers are probably already being detained for something somewhere....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

That would explain the quietness in here....

They all need bail money.

Maybe they should look up" Bad Boy Bail Bonds".

That's a real place somewhere around Ocean City Md.

The guy drives around in an all black Escalade with the signs on the doors.

03-09-2018, 04:06 PM	#6169 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Going out for a new suit fitting tonight. GF will be in utter shock when I start speaking. She has no idea how seriously I take a new suit. Nor has she ever seen me work on one. Wedding in May, so might as well get something fresh. Jacket: double breasted (6x2 button) tapered waist high armholes soft shoulders peak lapels (stretch) slim fit w/ wide shoulders cuff links: half inch cutoff oval cutoff with outer rounded pants: slim, but not skinny light break no cuffs Rusty and killrain like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

03-09-2018, 04:42 PM	#6170 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Far off on Whoville's most twisties street, "The Cat Without Hat" was a favorite treat. The sign flashed with colors so bright in the night, That all men in Whoville were drawn to the site. The sign promised fun, only fun things to do, And tonight on the pole? Things One and Thing Two! A car sputtered up with a sprickety sprack, and out stepped young Sam and his favorite pal Jack. They entered the club and Jack's mouth dropped in awe... It was the most busy place he'd ever saw. "look over there, look Sam I Am!" Shes showing the crowd her two beige eggsa and ham! Sam looked up above and did stare at Thing Two, and stared quite a bit at her lower thing, too. And as he traced body to breast and and to eyes, something in boxers grew six times in size. Sam called the girl over and offered her rum. "Come hop on pop. Oh, the places you'll cum?" She wrapped all around him, a smile at play, "Whatever you like, baby, so long as you pay." Her chest gave a wiggle, a waggly swip, And Sam knew this women would cost him a bit. But still he did want her, he wanted this whore, and just as he paid her - cops bust through the door. "Everyone freeze!" said the first of the three, "this bar is shut down by the Whoville PD!" You can't sell your sex. It simply won't do! They doled out the handcuffs and locked them away, Including the whore that young Sam tried to pay. A van took her down through thetwistiest streets, A cold metal floor touching bare, clammy feet "A Who has to wonder," a judge would soon say, "What path must one walk to wind up this way." And Sally did cry as she pawed at her hair, remembering parents who were never there. Her only companions, her brother and fish, a childhood colored by absence and wish. The Lorax stepped forward. "I speak for the whores.... "She'll take the plea bargain. Jailer? She's yours." Rusty and Spoiler like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

03-09-2018, 08:59 PM	#6174 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 53 Posts: 9,299 Drives: 2012 Blue BallZ Rep Power: 2684382	We were playing dodgeball in the studio. $hit got real. Spoiler and killrain like this. __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

03-09-2018, 09:11 PM	#6175 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	Are you one of the Vegas people? Lol Rusty and madwi like this. __________________ Tracie

03-09-2018, 10:12 PM	#6178 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	A lot of money later... I have a very nice suit. Photos to come later once alterations are done. Just sad I didn't get double breasted. Apparently have a barrel chest and broad shoulders is a tough match for anymore. So custom fitted it was. Rusty, madwi, Spoiler and 1 others like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

03-09-2018, 10:15 PM	#6179 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	I see Rusty and spoiler are the only active ones here. Haha Rusty likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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