The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

Leingod

Far off on Whoville's most twisties street,
"The Cat Without Hat" was a favorite treat.
The sign flashed with colors so bright in the night,
That all men in Whoville were drawn to the site.
The sign promised fun, only fun things to do,
And tonight on the pole? Things One and Thing Two!
A car sputtered up with a sprickety sprack,
and out stepped young Sam and his favorite pal Jack.

They entered the club and Jack's mouth dropped in awe...
It was the most busy place he'd ever saw.
"look over there, look Sam I Am!"
Shes showing the crowd her two beige eggsa and ham!
Sam looked up above and did stare at Thing Two,
and stared quite a bit at her lower thing, too.
And as he traced body to breast and and to eyes,
something in boxers grew six times in size.

Sam called the girl over and offered her rum.
"Come hop on pop. Oh, the places you'll cum?"
She wrapped all around him, a smile at play,
"Whatever you like, baby, so long as you pay."
Her chest gave a wiggle, a waggly swip,
And Sam knew this women would cost him a bit.
But still he did want her, he wanted this whore,
and just as he paid her - cops bust through the door.

"Everyone freeze!" said the first of the three,
"this bar is shut down by the Whoville PD!"
You can't sell your sex. It simply won't do!
They doled out the handcuffs and locked them away,
Including the whore that young Sam tried to pay.
A van took her down through thetwistiest streets,
A cold metal floor touching bare, clammy feet

"A Who has to wonder," a judge would soon say,
"What path must one walk to wind up this way."
And Sally did cry as she pawed at her hair,
remembering parents who were never there.
Her only companions, her brother and fish,
a childhood colored by absence and wish.
The Lorax stepped forward. "I speak for the whores....
"She'll take the plea bargain. Jailer?
She's yours."

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